Enough Said! LOL

SCBassist · 05-03-2008, 01:22 PM

Three blondes die in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon ...
... they're at the pearly gates of Heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter if they can answer one simple, religious question: "What is Easter"?

The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and thanks God for their blessings."

"Wrong!" St. Peter shakes his head in disgust. "I'm sorry; you are forever condemned!"

He turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?" She replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the pearly gates in dismay, and tells her she's wrong, too. She is also condemned and not welcome in Heaven.

He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"? The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St Peter. "Do tell." So, she begins: "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St Peter smiled broadly with great relief. But the third blonde continued...

"Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

***VamPyroX*** · 05-04-2008, 12:58 AM

*smacks forehead*

*groans*

Blondes!

Matilda · 05-04-2008, 01:26 AM

***~SG~*** · 05-04-2008, 07:39 AM

Good one joke.

Phillips · 05-04-2008, 09:32 AM

DragonYoga · 05-05-2008, 05:04 PM

Debbieaslpr · 05-14-2008, 10:19 PM

LOL good one

DVDFreaker · 05-16-2008, 10:09 AM

I bet Jesus is banging his head at the wall after that one!

05-03-2008, 01:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
SCBassist ...And your point is? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 556	Enough Said! LOL Three blondes die in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon ... ... they're at the pearly gates of Heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter if they can answer one simple, religious question: "What is Easter"? The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and thanks God for their blessings." "Wrong!" St. Peter shakes his head in disgust. "I'm sorry; you are forever condemned!" He turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?" She replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the pearly gates in dismay, and tells her she's wrong, too. She is also condemned and not welcome in Heaven. He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"? The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St Peter. "Do tell." So, she begins: "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St Peter smiled broadly with great relief. But the third blonde continued... "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter." __________________ Complaints Division Here

05-04-2008, 12:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 25,495	smacks forehead groans Blondes! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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*~SG~* Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,474	Good one joke.

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DVDFreaker Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere Posts: 1,728	I bet Jesus is banging his head at the wall after that one!

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