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Old 04-22-2008, 04:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lipreading

Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading.

For example:

Suppose a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean this place up,
Your stuff is lying all over on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow
unless we do the laundry right now!"

Her lipreading husband will get:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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Old 04-22-2008, 12:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ROTFLMBO!

How typical of male lipreading! :-P
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Old 04-22-2008, 01:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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True. And when I see a lady's lips form "vacuum," I always smile and ask "Your place or mine?"
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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True. And when I see a lady's lips form "vacuum," I always smile and ask "Your place or mine?"
LOL!
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True. And when I see a lady's lips form "vacuum," I always smile and ask "Your place or mine?"
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Old 04-22-2008, 05:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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... @ SCBassist and Chase! ...

Typical men!
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL!
LOL at Yoda and Chase... Nice to wake up to this.... argh argh!
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