Are you the manager?

Koala · 04-15-2008, 04:28 AM

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him,' she whispered,........

'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room'.

Phillips · 04-15-2008, 06:26 AM

Holly · 04-16-2008, 09:02 AM

OMGosh! haha, shocking and disturbing!

PowerON · 04-16-2008, 09:09 AM

funny and old joke

LakeTahoe · 04-16-2008, 09:10 AM

YUCK!

***~SG~*** · 04-21-2008, 03:14 AM

Eww, that's yucky.

Matilda · 04-21-2008, 03:32 AM

Yuck! ... that what you get when men are suckers for a pretty woman!

04-15-2008, 04:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Koala Cuddly bear Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 4,186	Are you the manager? A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. 'Tell him,' she whispered,........ 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room'.

04-15-2008, 06:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
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04-16-2008, 09:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Holly Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 116	OMGosh! haha, shocking and disturbing!

04-21-2008, 03:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
*~SG~* Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,474	Eww, that's yucky.

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Matilda "True Blue Aussie" Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 1,508	Yuck! ... that what you get when men are suckers for a pretty woman!