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Old 03-14-2008, 11:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man in his eighties reads that hearing loss is rapid at his age so he decides to give his wife,the same age, a test.She is in the kitchen with her back to him so he asks quietly "What’s for lunch darling?" He gets no response. A little worried,he takes two steps nearer."What’s for lunch darling?" Again she keeps her back to him and does’nt respond.Now he is really worried so he goes right up behind her and asks again"What’s for lunch darling?" At this she suddenly whirls round and yells "For the third time you deaf bastard we’re having pork chops!!!!!"
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL...sounds like my life with my family at times
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A man in his eighties reads that hearing loss is rapid at his age so he decides to give his wife,the same age, a test.She is in the kitchen with her back to him so he asks quietly "What’s for lunch darling?" He gets no response. A little worried,he takes two steps nearer."What’s for lunch darling?" Again she keeps her back to him and does’nt respond.Now he is really worried so he goes right up behind her and asks again"What’s for lunch darling?" At this she suddenly whirls round and yells "For the third time you deaf bastard we’re having pork chops!!!!!"
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 12:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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My own father can't even hear me lol he need hearing test too LOL I keep telling him that dinner ready, and he always says what? what? DINNER READY! lol I had to yell at him lol geez
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Lucky... for deaf senior citizen couple, they don't have to worry about loss hearing issues.
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