NS accident with the easter bunny!

GarnetTigerMom · 03-11-2008, 06:47 PM

Accident with the Easter bunny!

A man name NorthStar as we call him "NS", was driving along the highway and saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit. OUCH!

NS being a sensitive man and animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He got out seeing what happened to the rabbit. The Easter Bunny was dead. He felt so horriable and awful that he began to cry.

A woman name Liebling driving down the highway saw poor NS crying like a hound dog, and she pulled over to comfort the poor man. She asked him what wrong?

NS said: " "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it". Wahhhhh!!!!

Liebling told NS not to worry, I know what to do to take care of the easter bunny. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously, Micircle!!! The easter bunny comes to life!!! And the Easter Bunny came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road! NS jaw dropped!!!

NS was astonished! He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the Liebling's spray can. Ns said: ""What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?”

Liebling show him the spray can and it read " Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair - Adds Permanent Wave."

NS said: Can I borrow this? "

Liebling said: " Sure, what will you do with this? "

NS: " I am gonna run over Calvin to see if this work on him!"

The End!

LOL

***Jolie77*** · 03-11-2008, 06:55 PM

Haha, That's funny.

However, I think in the end - NS would not want to use the spray can on Calvin to get him back to life

LakeTahoe · 03-11-2008, 06:56 PM

that's funny!!

Matilda · 03-11-2008, 07:12 PM

(just wet my pants again)

Oh, that was hilarious!!

GarnetTigerMom · 03-11-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozzie

(just wet my pants again)

Oh, that was hilarious!!

LOL,,, OH GOD! You wet your pant again??? lol I am gonna have to put you in diapers for a while! LOL LOL

GarnetTigerMom · 03-11-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LakeTahoe

that's funny!!

LOL thanks,, a good laugh is will make you live longer! ha

GarnetTigerMom · 03-11-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jolie_77

Haha, That's funny.

However, I think in the end - NS would not want to use the spray can on Calvin to get him back to life

LOL Jo,, you could be right,, I won't hold my breath when it come to NS sneaky ways LOL

Matilda · 03-11-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GarnetTigerMom

LOL,,, OH GOD! You wet your pant again??? lol I am gonna have to put you in diapers for a while! LOL LOL

Not on your life, you won't!

That was a very clever idea on what you did with the ADers into the bunny story! I would never have thought of that at all!

GarnetTigerMom · 03-11-2008, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozzie

Not on your life, you won't!

That was a very clever idea on what you did with the ADers into the bunny story! I would never have thought of that at all!

LOL,, as long you don't keep peeing in your pant when you laugh then I won t buy you pull up diapers LOL ha ha ha

Oceanblue7 · 03-12-2008, 12:11 PM

Cute joke GTM

Sharky99 · 03-12-2008, 12:34 PM

PPFFTTTT... nice joke however... as for that...if I wanted to bring Calvin's "dead" ass back to life... I wouldnt dare!!!! LOL....

GarnetTigerMom · 03-12-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Northstar

PPFFTTTT... nice joke however... as for that...if I wanted to bring Calvin's "dead" ass back to life... I wouldnt dare!!!! LOL....

LOL,,,, NS,, Now I gotta hear what Joile's say about that! lol She just might run over you too LOL

Phillips · 03-12-2008, 02:33 PM

!!!

GarnetTigerMom · 03-14-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phillips

!!!

Hey phillip,, I am passing you the hair spray in case NS get hit by a car too heee u know how to use it heee wink

Oceanblue7 · 03-14-2008, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GarnetTigerMom

Hey phillip,, I am passing you the hair spray in case NS get hit by a car too heee u know how to use it heee wink

give him hairspray all his hair will stick up like Don King

TweetyBird · 03-14-2008, 05:38 PM

LOL!!!!!

Sharky99 · 03-14-2008, 05:44 PM

Remind me to ram Ocean and GTM and Jo..and leave them dead as skunks.. lol.... kidding, ladies....

GarnetTigerMom · 03-14-2008, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Northstar

Remind me to ram Ocean and GTM and Jo..and leave them dead as skunks.. lol.... kidding, ladies....

LOL,, NS you are alive huh now we can use hair spray on you LOL heee

Oceanblue7 · 03-14-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Northstar

Remind me to ram Ocean and GTM and Jo..and leave them dead as skunks.. lol.... kidding, ladies....

Ram us

GarnetTigerMom · 03-14-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Oceanblue7

Ram us

LOL NS way too soft hearted to RAM us lol he knows we can butter him up LOL

Sharky99 · 03-15-2008, 02:43 PM

*revving up the truck and sight all of Ocean, Jo and GTM ... ram them over... boom.. they dead as skunks.... * so there.. haha kidding ladies... hahahah

Oceanblue7 · 03-15-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Northstar

*revving up the truck and sight all of Ocean, Jo and GTM ... ram them over... boom.. they dead as skunks.... * so there.. haha kidding ladies... hahahah

Your a meanie

We are alive and well bec you missed your hit

Sharky99 · 03-15-2008, 02:50 PM

PPFFTT Ocean...

BTW *rams ya with my truck and get out to make sure ya dead as a skunk this time.. hahaha kidding*

Oceanblue7 · 03-15-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Northstar

PPFFTT Ocean...

BTW *rams ya with my truck and get out to make sure ya dead as a skunk this time.. hahaha kidding*

Nope, I am alive. Its okay if you run me over at least I will be heaven and you be in jail for murder hahaha

GarnetTigerMom · 03-15-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Northstar

PPFFTT Ocean...

BTW *rams ya with my truck and get out to make sure ya dead as a skunk this time.. hahaha kidding*

Oh god NS,, you didn't killed that shunk and made it into a coat for you to wear! YIKES! lol Just kidding ha ha

Oceanblue7 · 03-15-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GarnetTigerMom

Oh god NS,, you didn't killed that shunk and made it into a coat for you to wear! YIKES! lol Just kidding ha ha

Now, we can call him "Pepe Le Pew"

GarnetTigerMom · 03-15-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Oceanblue7

Now, we can him "Pepe Le Pew"

LOL Pepe Le Pew sure was a Stinky lover! LOL

Oceanblue7 · 03-15-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GarnetTigerMom

LOL Pepe Le Pew sure was a Stinky lover! LOL

I wonder if that "stinky lover" would relate to NS

JK JK

GarnetTigerMom · 03-15-2008, 06:39 PM

LOL if that was NS he gonna say I am not gonna wear that SHUNK! ha

Sharky99 · 03-17-2008, 12:03 PM

Indeed a foul way to do so... hahah ladies... go get bent over and ask the skunk to fart at ya all.. lol...

03-11-2008, 06:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
GarnetTigerMom Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 4,958	NS accident with the easter bunny! Accident with the Easter bunny! A man name NorthStar as we call him "NS", was driving along the highway and saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the Easter Bunny jumped in front of the car and was hit. OUCH! NS being a sensitive man and animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road. He got out seeing what happened to the rabbit. The Easter Bunny was dead. He felt so horriable and awful that he began to cry. A woman name Liebling driving down the highway saw poor NS crying like a hound dog, and she pulled over to comfort the poor man. She asked him what wrong? NS said: " "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it". Wahhhhh!!!! Liebling told NS not to worry, I know what to do to take care of the easter bunny. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, Micircle!!! The easter bunny comes to life!!! And the Easter Bunny came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road! NS jaw dropped!!! NS was astonished! He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the Liebling's spray can. Ns said: ""What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?” Liebling show him the spray can and it read " Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair - Adds Permanent Wave." NS said: Can I borrow this? " Liebling said: " Sure, what will you do with this? " NS: " I am gonna run over Calvin to see if this work on him!" The End! LOL __________________ GarnetTigerMom "The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end." -- Robert Alan

03-11-2008, 06:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
*Jolie77* Love all, trust a few. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky, USA (The Bluegrass State) Posts: 8,129 Blog Entries: 1	Haha, That's funny. However, I think in the end - NS would not want to use the spray can on Calvin to get him back to life __________________ “Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

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LakeTahoe ~~HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010~~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Lost somewhere in the outer space!! Help me to find my way back home to earth!! Posts: 13,660	that's funny!! __________________

03-12-2008, 12:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Oceanblue7 Patriots Rock! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: She Walks by faith not by sight Posts: 7,377 Blog Entries: 39	Cute joke GTM __________________ Ps.103:12 He washes our sins away into the ocean Brady's back "We have unfinished business to take care of" Randy Moss,#81, WR

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03-11-2008, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Matilda Boxing Kangaroo "Jack" Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 2,176	(just wet my pants again) Oh, that was hilarious!!

03-12-2008, 12:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sharky99 Beware of mad sharkster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Canada Posts: 4,327	PPFFTTTT... nice joke however... as for that...if I wanted to bring Calvin's "dead" ass back to life... I wouldnt dare!!!! LOL....

03-14-2008, 05:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
TweetyBird ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 21,485	LOL!!!!!

03-14-2008, 05:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Sharky99 Beware of mad sharkster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Canada Posts: 4,327	Remind me to ram Ocean and GTM and Jo..and leave them dead as skunks.. lol.... kidding, ladies....

03-15-2008, 02:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sharky99 Beware of mad sharkster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Canada Posts: 4,327	revving up the truck and sight all of Ocean, Jo and GTM ... ram them over... boom.. they dead as skunks.... so there.. haha kidding ladies... hahahah

03-15-2008, 02:50 PM	#23 (permalink)
Sharky99 Beware of mad sharkster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Canada Posts: 4,327	PPFFTT Ocean... BTW rams ya with my truck and get out to make sure ya dead as a skunk this time.. hahaha kidding

03-15-2008, 06:39 PM	#29 (permalink)
GarnetTigerMom Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 4,958	LOL if that was NS he gonna say I am not gonna wear that SHUNK! ha __________________ GarnetTigerMom "The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end." -- Robert Alan

03-17-2008, 12:03 PM	#30 (permalink)
Sharky99 Beware of mad sharkster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Canada Posts: 4,327	Indeed a foul way to do so... hahah ladies... go get bent over and ask the skunk to fart at ya all.. lol...

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