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Old 01-14-2008, 09:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why are deaf people good in bed?

Because we can't hear a 'no' in the dark!
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha...but then again, the 'Deaf' can't hear: "oh yes, oh yesssssssss!!" :-X






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Old 01-15-2008, 12:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well Deaf cannot hear "Fuck me HARD"
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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har har har.. lol
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good to see you all seem to have a great sense of humour on that

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Old 02-24-2009, 02:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2009, 06:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Well Deaf cannot hear "Fuck me HARD"
Well you gotta take it as a given.
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2009, 07:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wonder how many noise complaints have been made by hearing neighbors from deaf people making noise "in bed"
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wonder how many noise complaints have been made by hearing neighbors from deaf people making noise "in bed"
I know I got one.....
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Old 02-26-2009, 02:52 AM   #13 (permalink)
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No, but they sure can aim for the jewels if you get them fustrated enough! LOL
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Old 03-04-2009, 06:26 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Now that's funny right there, I'll tell ya! I don't care who your relatives are! Git-R-Dun!

Thanks for sharing!
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