Best deafie vs. hearie joke

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I know this joke may be an oldie, but it made me laugh . . . and think . . . and laugh again.

Deafie newlyweds are on their honeymoon. They stop for the night at a motel. The new husband wakes up hungry about midnight, sneaks out to their car, and drives to an all-night diner for 'burgers and fries. He returns to the motel court and is completely turned around. The magnetic card to get back into his room does not have their room number on it because of security in case it gets lost. He has his no clue whether his wife is sleeping in the row of ten rooms to the west, the ten rooms to north, or the ten rooms to the east. Their unit is somewhere in the middle of one of the rows. If he tries to swipe the card in two wrong doors, it will set off an automatic call to 9-1-1.

He tries his wife's text phone, but of course she wouldn't feel the vibrations in her purse. Then he has an idea. He pushes the car alarm button on his key ring, and can feel his car horn honking like crazy.

One by one, every room in the motel court lights up . . . except for one. He smiles and kills the car alarm, because the room without a light is where his wife is sleeping.
 
That is a good one! I think one of my friends did something like that at a youth hostel filled with deafies in Europe somewhere. Her companion was hearing and the only one at that hostel so she did something that made a loud noise knowing that it wont wake up everyone but her friend. It worked. I cant remember all the details..it was a long time ago when I was told that story. :)
 
another deaf joke

A Deaf man went to the bathroom. His wife was in the other room. She saw a plunger fly out of the bathroom door, puzzled she decided to let him be, to finish his business, then she saw the toilet brush fly out of the room she was still puzzled. Then finally the towel flew out she finally came up to the bathroom to find out what is going on. He needed toilet paper.
 
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Ha ha ha. Took her long enough to catch on!
 
Went to a bar when I was younger, Had a guy come to me and said. Would you like a make a love. I was insulted and told him no! Til my hearing friend told me no, no.... He is offering to buy a Michelob beer. I was embarrassed. Apparently I misunderstood what he was saying. (make a love sounds alot like Michelob)

This is a true story.
 
I've heard this many times and I still think it's funny! Hehehe! :laugh2:
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I think the beer one is good. Guess your face turned red.

Had a hearing co-worker in college tell me a story. He was at the cafe eating a talking with friends. He was also checking out the gals there too. He spotted one. He told his friend that chick is. When he did that, both his friend and the chick started laughing. That was when his friend told him that the gal is deaf and can read lips. He got up and walked away with his tail between his legs.
 
Chase said:
I know this joke may be an oldie, but it made me laugh . . . and think . . . and laugh again.

Deafie newlyweds are on their honeymoon. They stop for the night at a motel. The new husband wakes up hungry about midnight, sneaks out to their car, and drives to an all-night diner for 'burgers and fries. He returns to the motel court and is completely turned around. The magnetic card to get back into his room does not have their room number on it because of security in case it gets lost. He has his no clue whether his wife is sleeping in the row of ten rooms to the west, the ten rooms to north, or the ten rooms to the east. Their unit is somewhere in the middle of one of the rows. If he tries to swipe the card in two wrong doors, it will set off an automatic call to 9-1-1.

He tries his wife's text phone, but of course she wouldn't feel the vibrations in her purse. Then he has an idea. He pushes the car alarm button on his key ring, and can feel his car horn honking like crazy.

One by one, every room in the motel court lights up . . . except for one. He smiles and kills the car alarm, because the room without a light is where his wife is sleeping.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That was a great deaf humor, smart guy!! :rofl:
 
I think the beer one is good. Guess your face turned red.
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It sure did, but it was funny he was embarrassed as well when I told him what I thought he said. Turned out to be a fun evening.
 
Babyblue said:
Went to a bar when I was younger, Had a guy come to me and said. Would you like a make a love. I was insulted and told him no! Til my hearing friend told me no, no.... He is offering to buy a Michelob beer. I was embarrassed. Apparently I misunderstood what he was saying. (make a love sounds alot like Michelob)

This is a true story.
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:laugh2: Good one!
 
Some of these jokes are for elders and some are written by hearing and the better deaf jokes start around #14....but read on....I find some of them funny and find some of the tasteless.
 
Chase said:
I know this joke may be an oldie, but it made me laugh . . . and think . . . and laugh again.

Deafie newlyweds are on their honeymoon. They stop for the night at a motel. The new husband wakes up hungry about midnight, sneaks out to their car, and drives to an all-night diner for 'burgers and fries. He returns to the motel court and is completely turned around. The magnetic card to get back into his room does not have their room number on it because of security in case it gets lost. He has his no clue whether his wife is sleeping in the row of ten rooms to the west, the ten rooms to north, or the ten rooms to the east. Their unit is somewhere in the middle of one of the rows. If he tries to swipe the card in two wrong doors, it will set off an automatic call to 9-1-1.

He tries his wife's text phone, but of course she wouldn't feel the vibrations in her purse. Then he has an idea. He pushes the car alarm button on his key ring, and can feel his car horn honking like crazy.

One by one, every room in the motel court lights up . . . except for one. He smiles and kills the car alarm, because the room without a light is where his wife is sleeping.
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Another joke....

Chase said:
I know this joke may be an oldie, but it made me laugh . . . and think . . . and laugh again.

Deafie newlyweds are on their honeymoon. They stop for the night at a motel. The new husband wakes up hungry about midnight, sneaks out to their car, and drives to an all-night diner for 'burgers and fries. He returns to the motel court and is completely turned around. The magnetic card to get back into his room does not have their room number on it because of security in case it gets lost. He has his no clue whether his wife is sleeping in the row of ten rooms to the west, the ten rooms to north, or the ten rooms to the east. Their unit is somewhere in the middle of one of the rows. If he tries to swipe the card in two wrong doors, it will set off an automatic call to 9-1-1.

He tries his wife's text phone, but of course she wouldn't feel the vibrations in her purse. Then he has an idea. He pushes the car alarm button on his key ring, and can feel his car horn honking like crazy.

One by one, every room in the motel court lights up . . . except for one. He smiles and kills the car alarm, because the room without a light is where his wife is sleeping.
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Except for the magnetic card part, I first heard that joke back in '70s. That is a real old joke.

Here is a joke I learn from some hearing guy.... A man just got a job as a bartender at a bar which is right across from a factory. This factory had a lot of Deaf workers who love to hang out at the bar after work. The owner explains to the new guy - Thumb up means beer and thumb down means a shot of whiskey. The owner went upstairs. The Deaf people show up at the bar at the quitting time. The new bartender had no problem serving them. Few hours later, every Deaf person was holding one hand up, opening and closing the hand. The bartender panics and ran upstairs to ask the owner for the meaning. The owner said "Oh no.....you served them too much.... now they are singing!"
 
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