You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....

GarnetTigerMom · 11-24-2007, 10:53 AM

You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....

Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."

That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.

Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.

Tousi · 11-24-2007, 11:50 AM

And don't forget that you find yourself gobbling right around mid-afternoon!

GarnetTigerMom · 11-24-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tousi

And don't forget that you find yourself gobbling right around mid-afternoon!

LOL that true too! LOL I bet you did! lol

Oceanblue7 · 11-30-2007, 06:23 PM

those are funny.

11-24-2007, 10:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
GarnetTigerMom Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 4,807	You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When.... You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When.... Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail. Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog. Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000." That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn. Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. You consider gluttony your patriotic duty. Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this. __________________ GarnetTigerMom "The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end." -- Robert Alan

11-30-2007, 06:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Oceanblue7 Patriots Rock! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Gillette Stadium Posts: 4,316 Blog Entries: 8	those are funny. __________________ Ps.103:12 He washes our sins away into the ocean

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11-24-2007, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Tousi Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 8,210	And don't forget that you find yourself gobbling right around mid-afternoon!