Two Rastafarians

An old lady steps into a bus and sits on the last free seat in the whole bus, in front of these two rastafarians. So the old lady does what old ladies are good at, minding other peoples business. In this case she starts to listen the two rastas behind her talking to eachother.

"Ok, mon... First cums Emma..."

The other just mumbles something, nodding his head, agreeing.

"Then I cum... ", he continues. "And then mon, two asses!"

The other is just nodding his head again.

The old lady starts really paying attention to the conversation behind her.

"Then I cum again... and again, two asses... okay?"

The old lady is turning a bit red at this point.

"Yez...", the other replies.

"Then I, pee two times and finally I cum again... got it?"

The old lady decides this is enough!

"Listen boys", she says, "I dont know how you people behave in where-ever-you-are-from, but in this country people keep their private businesses to themselves. And certainly not talk about them loud in a full bus!"

The two rastas look at eachother. Then the other turns at the old lady and says "Lizzen lady, e wuz juzt explainig how to spell Mississippi..."

Good one!

very funny. how old peeps talk that way without teeth.

dang!!

clever! They were talking in their own 'native' tongues -- whatever that is! :roll:

I read this joke...

http://www.alldeaf.com/jokes-funny-stories/57577-irishman-who-wants-millionaire.html

... and it reminded me of this thread I created 5 years ago.

Talk about a tongue twister!

That is funny!