Cigarette Brand

***Jolie77*** · 07-19-2007, 08:03 PM

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

I got the joke in an email from a friend of mine and thought it was funny. Had to share it with you guys.

Jacob · 07-19-2007, 08:07 PM

PuyoPiyo · 07-19-2007, 08:20 PM

moonflower · 07-19-2007, 08:41 PM

sequoias · 07-19-2007, 08:55 PM

restless_heart · 07-19-2007, 08:59 PM

It would be nice to post this for the nurse aides. They will need a laugh.

SnAzZyStyLe2002 · 07-20-2007, 01:27 AM

Lol.

TAMI SAM · 07-20-2007, 03:00 AM

Haha great!

Handsome_Smiley · 07-21-2007, 02:51 AM

lol, that is good

07-19-2007, 08:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
*Jolie77* Love all, trust a few. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Bluegrass State Posts: 4,692	Cigarette Brand Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. I got the joke in an email from a friend of mine and thought it was funny. Had to share it with you guys. __________________ Last edited by Jolie77; 07-19-2007 at 08:42 PM.

07-19-2007, 08:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
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