An older couple......

dirtraceguru · 07-11-2007, 02:14 AM

were laying in bed one night.

The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hands while we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hands for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moment later, she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Midly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later, she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the covers and get out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth" he said.

Phillips · 07-11-2007, 07:33 AM

Ouch heheh LOL!!!

PuyoPiyo · 07-11-2007, 07:58 PM

Haha!

Handsome_Smiley · 07-21-2007, 02:04 AM

LOL, I will have to remember that when my wife and I get to that stage.

dirtraceguru · 07-21-2007, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Handsome_Smiley

LOL, I will have to remember that when my wife and I get to that stage.

HA HA LMFAO...........

KarissaMann05 · 07-21-2007, 06:00 PM

so funnyy =P

shel90 · 07-21-2007, 07:00 PM

Oh gosh that's too funny!

***VamPyroX*** · 07-21-2007, 07:21 PM

Hahaha... this reminds me of someone I know.

Miss-Delectable · 07-22-2007, 11:08 PM

Roadrunner · 07-23-2007, 01:39 AM

Hilarious, but....by the time he does come back with 'teeth'...the wife will surely shoo-shoo him to go to sleep!

~RR

TAMI SAM · 07-25-2007, 12:48 AM

thats great! too close to home though hang on honey got to get my HA! groan....

Handsome_Smiley · 07-26-2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by VamPyroX

Hahaha... this reminds me of someone I know.

Are you talking abt me or RR? lol
*bolts for the door*

07-11-2007, 02:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
dirtraceguru Super Late Model fan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: mountains of Western North Carolina Posts: 22	An older couple...... were laying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hands while we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hands for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moment later, she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Midly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later, she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the covers and get out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth" he said. __________________ Theron W. Oates, Jr Toccoa (GA) Speedway fan "If you think the last words in the National Anathem are....Gentleman, Start Your Engine....you might be a redneck" Jeff Foxworthy

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Roadrunner Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,090	Hilarious, but....by the time he does come back with 'teeth'...the wife will surely shoo-shoo him to go to sleep! ~RR

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