Thanksgiving feast

restless_heart · 06-28-2007, 11:02 PM

It happened in real life, embrassing moment...

I was having a huge Thanksgiving feast for my families and close friends. As we all sat down eating our Thanksgiving feast. I was proud to cook for my mother and father as well. My brother sat right in front of me and the table was very, very long (about 24 adults sitting) with families on one side and friends in the other...of course children were in the background in kiddie's table. Meanwhile in the middle of our feast, my brother gobbled up his food so fast and dropped his fork on his plate. *plank* as you could hear so loud even everyone was loud to carry their own conversations...so I looked up straight at my brother and his plate, and I shake my head and clunked my tongue,
"So bro, you are full huh?"
"Jeeze, yeah I am." He said.
"No wonder you always have small a penis." (I pronouned the word wrong, a penis instead of appendis (SP) without realizing it)
Everyone stopped their conversations bec they heard me loud and clear. My mother was snickering and laughing as hell. My ex husband looked at me, as he even try to avoid to laugh, but his face was totally red. I looked around smiling, flashing my white teeth, acting normal. My brother was staring at me as if he wanted to strangle me, and I did not know why. Then I realized it was getting tense in the room bec my in-laws were like embrassed or what? I wondered. My friends and families were laughing except my in-laws.
"Is something the matter, I was telling him that he had a small penis bec he never finish his plate all his life. Right Billy?"
My ex signed without saying out loud, "Did you know what you just said?"
"Yeah, he had a small penis," I said again out loud without using sign.
He fingerspelled real, real slowly, "Yeah, you said A P-E-N-I-S"
"I did?"
"Yes, you did," He nodded, and to correct me, "It is a-pend-is."
I felt blood rushing up my face, "Oh my Gosh...oh my gosh, oh I am so embrassed. I am so sorry I don't mean to say a penis. I meant appendis."
My mother couldn't stop snickering and laughing over and over, as the in- laws said it was alright and kept telling me it was not my fault that I didn't pronoun the word right. I was so embrassed. Later my mother said something funny,
"I am so proud of you. I love you." And she can't stop snickering and laughing, "Don't feel bad it is not your fault." She turned to look at my brother, "Poor Billy I felt sorry for you." We all laughed.

sara1981 · 06-28-2007, 11:06 PM

its accident,restless heart

mostly people and families always happened have words what saying and got laugh so hardly that why and laugh so hardly but sometimes i got laugh so hard at my family for more reasons.

Miss-Delectable · 06-29-2007, 06:18 AM

SxyPorkie · 06-29-2007, 03:29 PM

You mean small appetite???? LOL

SxyPorkie · 06-29-2007, 03:35 PM

restless heart... you are not only one.... it did happened to me once... my mother-in-law came over... she asked me what i would have for supper... i spoke Tuna Casseroles..... she gave me a strange look..... my hearing husband laughed... told me i spoke wrong .. it sounded like i said asshole... my face turned RED..... my husband explained to her... she understood..

LakeTahoe · 06-29-2007, 04:00 PM

That's so funny!

KarissaMann05 · 06-30-2007, 09:43 PM

LOL! very funny =P

KarissaMann05 · 06-30-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyPorkie

restless heart... you are not only one.... it did happened to me once... my mother-in-law came over... she asked me what i would have for supper... i spoke Tuna Casseroles..... she gave me a strange look..... my hearing husband laughed... told me i spoke wrong .. it sounded like i said asshole... my face turned RED..... my husband explained to her... she understood..

tuna asshole, lmao!

Phillips · 07-01-2007, 08:01 AM

restless_heart · 07-01-2007, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyPorkie

You mean small appetite???? LOL

Yes the word was 'pose to be appetite, not 'a penis'.

SxyPorkie · 07-02-2007, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by restless_heart

Yes the word was 'pose to be appetite, not 'a penis'.

Understood.... same with me I pronounce casserole wrong... sounded like i said Asshole... hahaha

Oceanblue7 · 07-02-2007, 12:49 PM

Its not your fault bec you didn't know how to pronounce the word. Cute story.

PuyoPiyo · 07-07-2007, 09:42 PM

Nope it's not your fault, it's just mistake of voicing

06-28-2007, 11:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
restless_heart ...Forever undefeated... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: somewhere in the mountain, Pennsylvania Posts: 1,048	Thanksgiving feast It happened in real life, embrassing moment... I was having a huge Thanksgiving feast for my families and close friends. As we all sat down eating our Thanksgiving feast. I was proud to cook for my mother and father as well. My brother sat right in front of me and the table was very, very long (about 24 adults sitting) with families on one side and friends in the other...of course children were in the background in kiddie's table. Meanwhile in the middle of our feast, my brother gobbled up his food so fast and dropped his fork on his plate. plank as you could hear so loud even everyone was loud to carry their own conversations...so I looked up straight at my brother and his plate, and I shake my head and clunked my tongue, "So bro, you are full huh?" "Jeeze, yeah I am." He said. "No wonder you always have small a penis." (I pronouned the word wrong, a penis instead of appendis (SP) without realizing it) Everyone stopped their conversations bec they heard me loud and clear. My mother was snickering and laughing as hell. My ex husband looked at me, as he even try to avoid to laugh, but his face was totally red. I looked around smiling, flashing my white teeth, acting normal. My brother was staring at me as if he wanted to strangle me, and I did not know why. Then I realized it was getting tense in the room bec my in-laws were like embrassed or what? I wondered. My friends and families were laughing except my in-laws. "Is something the matter, I was telling him that he had a small penis bec he never finish his plate all his life. Right Billy?" My ex signed without saying out loud, "Did you know what you just said?" "Yeah, he had a small penis," I said again out loud without using sign. He fingerspelled real, real slowly, "Yeah, you said A P-E-N-I-S" "I did?" "Yes, you did," He nodded, and to correct me, "It is a-pend-is." I felt blood rushing up my face, "Oh my Gosh...oh my gosh, oh I am so embrassed. I am so sorry I don't mean to say a penis. I meant appendis." My mother couldn't stop snickering and laughing over and over, as the in- laws said it was alright and kept telling me it was not my fault that I didn't pronoun the word right. I was so embrassed. Later my mother said something funny, "I am so proud of you. I love you." And she can't stop snickering and laughing, "Don't feel bad it is not your fault." She turned to look at my brother, "Poor Billy I felt sorry for you." We all laughed.

06-28-2007, 11:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
sara1981 Batista's Fans Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Little Rock,Ar Posts: 3,054	its accident,restless heart mostly people and families always happened have words what saying and got laugh so hardly that why and laugh so hardly but sometimes i got laugh so hard at my family for more reasons. __________________

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SxyPorkie SxyPorkie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,095	You mean small appetite???? LOL __________________ Life Goes On!!

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SxyPorkie SxyPorkie Join Date: May 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 3,095	restless heart... you are not only one.... it did happened to me once... my mother-in-law came over... she asked me what i would have for supper... i spoke Tuna Casseroles..... she gave me a strange look..... my hearing husband laughed... told me i spoke wrong .. it sounded like i said asshole... my face turned RED..... my husband explained to her... she understood.. __________________ Life Goes On!!

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PuyoPiyo slotting Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fourth Plain Village WA Posts: 4,825	Nope it's not your fault, it's just mistake of voicing __________________ Hey everyone, I know some of you guys tried to pm me or leaving a message on my profile. I am very sorry that I haven't been around here lately because I went up to Puyallup State Fair working with my parents, and then I decided to go to Yakima Fair with my parents to work more, somehow when I came back and discovered that my computer had collasped. So I won't be using the computer as often as I was used to. Thanks everyone

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