nozobo

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a
woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in
positive attributes as the Shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These
Men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and
love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?"

And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says "But I Wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be
more further up!" and again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 39,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart
and have a nice day

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KarissaMann05

like it a lot

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PuyoPiyo

Haha!

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Finally found Ruby, my puppy

See this thread for more info.

http://www.alldeaf.com/our-pets/5515...ml#post1049543

*NOTE* I will be gone on September 10 to 21 working on my temporary job @ out of the town, so just let everyone know

Sheila

I would have left after floor #2.

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diehardbiker

Hmm, this joke has been doctored! I have seen that, but location is in Manhattan!

Phillips

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Handsome_Smiley

See, it shows that us guys are just not good enough, that is why some gals turn lesbains. lol, jk

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Buffalo

love that joke!