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Old 04-24-2007, 01:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

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"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive!"
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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.. what a smart blonde :-x
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Old 04-24-2007, 03:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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good one... I'm going to forward this to my British family... I know they will love it...
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Old 04-25-2007, 07:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That funny. Wounder if my wife would fall for that? Lol
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Old 04-25-2007, 11:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that's funny joke
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2007, 09:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Imagin if the box said CONCENTRATE she would of had quads daaa. Just kidding Good one
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Old 05-15-2008, 03:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL,, now that very interesting! ha ha
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:21 AM   #16 (permalink)
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That's very funny joke.
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:07 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:32 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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