Modern Technology...

Y · 03-14-2003, 03:38 PM

Modern Technology
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm
and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.

"That's my pager, " he says. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm. "
A few minutes later a phone rings.
The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. "

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps
out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet
paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax, " he explains.

illustrator · 03-14-2003, 08:50 PM

"I like you better at online"

ChelEler · 04-10-2003, 12:14 PM

Heh... silly tech!

***VamPyroX*** · 04-10-2003, 03:20 PM

I saw this on television once as a commercial.

ChelEler · 04-10-2003, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VamPyroX
I saw this on television once as a commercial.

Oh yeah? I wanna see that!

BabyPhat21 · 04-10-2003, 06:37 PM

ouch!!! I wouldnt want anything implanted in my body

allisonjoy · 04-10-2003, 07:00 PM

the future scares me

***VamPyroX*** · 04-11-2003, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChelEler
Oh yeah? I wanna see that!

I'll see if I can find it on the internet.

TygersaidStfu · 04-11-2003, 10:42 AM

that is funny...

03-14-2003, 03:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Y Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,113	Modern Technology... Modern Technology ----------------- Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager, " he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. " A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. " The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a Fax, " he explains. __________________

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ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Wyoming Posts: 5,517	Heh... silly tech! __________________ --ChelEler--

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*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,478	I saw this on television once as a commercial. __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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