Adam & Eve...

Y · 03-13-2003, 10:10 AM

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the
Garden with God. Adam told God how much
the woman means to him and how blessed
he feels to have her. Adam began to
ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful,
but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

03-13-2003, 11:34 PM

***VamPyroX*** · 03-14-2003, 12:57 AM

*gasps* I'm offended!

BostonIceFire · 03-14-2003, 01:01 AM

All right!! LOL ...

***VamPyroX*** · 03-14-2003, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BostonIceFire
All right!! LOL ...

You should be offended too! At least it's better to have a dumb woman love me.

BostonIceFire · 03-14-2003, 01:13 AM

Nah I am not offended.. I just think it's funny...

***VamPyroX*** · 03-14-2003, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BostonIceFire
Nah I am not offended.. I just think it's funny...

Hey everyone, she thinks it's okay for women to be dumb!

BostonIceFire · 03-14-2003, 11:29 AM

Oh Vamp! *rolling my eyes*

***VamPyroX*** · 03-14-2003, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BostonIceFire
Oh Vamp! *rolling my eyes*

See, she admits it!

BostonIceFire · 03-14-2003, 12:57 PM

Why are you offended by that joke? lol

ChelEler · 04-10-2003, 12:22 PM

Poor them!

Y · 04-10-2003, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VamPyroX
You should be offended too! At least it's better to have a dumb woman love me.

LOL.... hey, VampyroX you just made an interesting
statement here... I was showing this to one of
my brothers and his friends.. then they said that
most men prefer dumb women rather than smart women
and they understood what you mean.

hmm, your statement raised some questions here...

Vamprox....Do u think that I'm dumb or not ?

LeviathanC · 04-11-2003, 12:27 AM

No wonder why Eve is a dumb blonde.

***VamPyroX*** · 04-11-2003, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Y
LOL.... hey, VampyroX you just made an interesting
statement here... I was showing this to one of
my brothers and his friends.. then they said that
most men prefer dumb women rather than smart women
and they understood what you mean.

hmm, your statement raised some questions here...

Vamprox....Do u think that I'm dumb or not ?

I don't know. I've never met you in person... have I?

allisonjoy · 04-11-2003, 09:17 AM

-- are we all women stupid to love our men?!

TygersaidStfu · 04-11-2003, 10:43 AM

t e d d y · 04-11-2003, 11:00 AM

03-13-2003, 10:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Y Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 3,113	Adam & Eve... After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always want to look at her. Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft? God: So you will always want to touch her. Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good? God: So you will always want to be near her. Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid? God: So she would love you. __________________

03-14-2003, 12:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,613	gasps I'm offended! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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BostonIceFire Devil In Disguise Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,620	All right!! LOL ...

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BostonIceFire Devil In Disguise Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,620	Nah I am not offended.. I just think it's funny...

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BostonIceFire Devil In Disguise Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,620	Why are you offended by that joke? lol

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