How to make love.

prostock19 · 06-03-2003, 08:24 AM

Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, UhOh

SilenceGold · 06-03-2003, 09:12 AM

I've already known that. The cake didn't rise yet. I must have did something wrong?

Catmandu · 06-03-2003, 09:26 AM

so saxxxy and so hilarious!

Irish Devil Dog · 06-03-2003, 09:38 AM

!!

System_of_a_Dwn · 06-03-2003, 10:50 PM

LOL!

Darlin Tweety · 06-04-2003, 06:44 PM

hahhaha

!!!!!!!

wildzerica06 · 06-05-2003, 02:01 AM

that's best one I ever heard in my entire life matty good job

vice · 06-05-2003, 05:02 PM

lol!

06-03-2003, 08:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
prostock19 BAH HUMBUG!!! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Formerly RI, Now Albany, NY Area Posts: 3,308	How to make love. Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts,leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, UhOh __________________

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06-03-2003, 09:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
SilenceGold Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 3,484	I've already known that. The cake didn't rise yet. I must have did something wrong?

06-03-2003, 09:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Catmandu Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,565	so saxxxy and so hilarious!

06-03-2003, 09:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Irish Devil Dog ~Taken by my mystery hun~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,464	!!

06-03-2003, 10:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
System_of_a_Dwn Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 49	LOL!

06-04-2003, 06:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Darlin Tweety I Wuv Tweety Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ghost Town Posts: 1,281	hahhaha !!!!!!!

06-05-2003, 02:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
wildzerica06 -Erica- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: california Posts: 4,340 Blog Entries: 2	that's best one I ever heard in my entire life matty good job

06-05-2003, 05:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
vice Vice Ownz You Foo! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vice City.. Posts: 606	lol!