A clever man

Irish Devil Dog · 06-02-2003, 03:26 AM

Four golfers met at a golf course and were discussing how they got their
wives to let them play golf.

The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed
a gourmet dinner for two.

The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting
and laundry.

The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would
let him play.

The fourth golfer said it was very simple. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM
and then he would wake up and roll over and ask his wife "Intercourse or
Golf course?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater".

prostock19 · 06-02-2003, 04:49 AM

cute one.

SilenceGold · 06-02-2003, 05:28 AM

I've heard that one before for a fisherman.

ChelEler · 06-02-2003, 01:04 PM

It won't work for me if my hubby wants to go playing golf!

~Heather~ · 06-02-2003, 02:25 PM

Teekie · 06-02-2003, 03:29 PM

Smartiesgeek · 06-02-2003, 04:10 PM

gooooood one!

MsGiglz · 06-02-2003, 04:16 PM

Lmao!

wildzerica06 · 06-02-2003, 07:42 PM

vice · 06-05-2003, 05:05 PM

lol

06-02-2003, 03:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Irish Devil Dog ~Taken by my mystery hun~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,464	A clever man Four golfers met at a golf course and were discussing how they got their wives to let them play golf. The first golfer said that he sent his wife a dozen red roses and fixed a gourmet dinner for two. The second golfer related that he would do all of the vacuuming, dusting and laundry. The third golfer said that he painted the kitchen so that his wife would let him play. The fourth golfer said it was very simple. He set the alarm for 5:30 AM and then he would wake up and roll over and ask his wife "Intercourse or Golf course?" and his wife replied "Don't forget your sweater".

06-02-2003, 04:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
prostock19 BAH HUMBUG!!! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Formerly RI, Now Albany, NY Area Posts: 3,308	cute one. __________________

06-02-2003, 01:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,558	It won't work for me if my hubby wants to go playing golf! __________________ -ChelEler- =^.~=

06-02-2003, 03:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Teekie ~Mommie Teekie~ Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,929	__________________ Proud Momma to: ~Austin- 5/11/00 ~Kieran- 2/6/03 ~Sean- 9/23/04

06-02-2003, 04:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
MsGiglz Blessing Christmas to ya' Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: WVa Posts: 4,254	Lmao! __________________

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06-02-2003, 05:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
SilenceGold Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 3,484	I've heard that one before for a fisherman.

06-02-2003, 02:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
~Heather~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Midwest, USA Posts: 1,328

06-02-2003, 04:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Smartiesgeek a hot strawberry Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hammond, Indiana Posts: 965	gooooood one!

06-02-2003, 07:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
wildzerica06 -Erica- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: california Posts: 4,340 Blog Entries: 2

06-05-2003, 05:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
vice Vice Ownz You Foo! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vice City.. Posts: 606	lol

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