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Old 02-28-2003, 12:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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how to bribe a professor to get A* grade without doin anything at all

1. dress sexy to impress your professor

2. bribe him sexual things to get good grade.

3. be his teacher pet.

4. give him BJ if he wants it (lol)

5. obey what he wants u to do in bed

6. if u are broke use him for money (not that I will do that but I know few who will do that)

7. bribe him to NOT to take exam

after all I probably watch too much movies that some does silly things NOT to do anything just get A* but how that can be possible sometimes it makes me wonder why? LOL later all
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Old 02-28-2003, 10:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2003, 10:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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what a naughty joke. eek!

Whoever this person try to make good grade should go to pyschology... oh wait... she would do same thing... oh pity...
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Old 02-28-2003, 11:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
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what a naughty joke. eek!

Whoever this person try to make good grade should go to pyschology... oh wait... she would do same thing... oh pity...
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Old 02-28-2003, 02:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i know a guy who tried to bribe a professor..


he got suspended.
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Old 03-01-2003, 09:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i know a guy who tried to bribe a professor..


he got suspended.
Whoa.

Shame shame to that guy.

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Old 03-02-2003, 08:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Whoa.

Shame shame to that guy. 8O
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Old 03-03-2003, 05:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Speaking of bribing, I've thought about it once but never had the balls to do it. I just had to pass business class in college, and I knew I wasn't doing well because I'd never read the book, but I managed to get a "C", I remember. WTF was I thinking?
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Old 03-11-2003, 03:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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How stupid!
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Old 03-11-2003, 09:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
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i know a guy who tried to bribe a professor..


he got suspended.
And... who was this guy?
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Old 03-11-2003, 12:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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whoa, pity that guy, I never bribed a teacher or a professor...but I ack I shouldnt say anything
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Old 03-13-2003, 11:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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never tried that shit- don't plan to either
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Good thing I have never thought of that when I was in college! WHEW!
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It never crossed my mind to bribe professors to give me good grades.
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL, good list there funny! But i have seen three people get suspended or expelled for cheating or bribing a teacher! eek
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