New Pet

Irish Devil Dog · 05-31-2003, 05:53 PM

>>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
>>had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told he owner that he
>>wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
>>bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white
>>box to use for his house.
>>
>>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
>>decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have
>>a drink.
>>
>>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
>>Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his
>>new pet.
>>
>>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
>>him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
>>
>>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
>>waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
>>to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
>>centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to
>>go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
>>
>>A little voice came out of the box:
>>
>>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!!!"

!!! My mom sent me this joke and I find it's funny
>

ChelEler · 05-31-2003, 06:29 PM

05-31-2003, 06:46 PM

hahah that's funny

PiercedPixie · 05-31-2003, 07:04 PM

~Heather~ · 05-31-2003, 07:36 PM

!!! imagine put 100 shoes on

it'll take awhile!

***VamPyroX*** · 06-01-2003, 12:19 AM

Cute! I like that one!

prostock19 · 06-01-2003, 12:19 AM

cute one. very cute

Smartiesgeek · 06-01-2003, 12:49 AM

very cute. i was laughing so hard!

wildzerica06 · 06-01-2003, 01:15 AM

Darlin Tweety · 06-01-2003, 01:49 AM

hahahhahaha VERY FUNNNY and cutttttee !

Teekie · 06-01-2003, 02:44 AM

Very cute joke..

MsGiglz · 06-01-2003, 11:39 AM

hahaha cute!!

SilenceGold · 06-01-2003, 12:10 PM

lol

vice · 06-05-2003, 05:25 PM

saw before but funny

05-31-2003, 05:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
Irish Devil Dog ~Taken by my mystery hun~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,464	New Pet >>This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he >>had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told he owner that he >>wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally >>bought a centipede (100-legged bug) , which came in a little white >>box to use for his house. >> >>He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and >>decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have >>a drink. >> >>So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to >>Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his >>new pet. >> >>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked >>him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" >> >>But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he >>waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided >>to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the >>centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to >>go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? >> >>A little voice came out of the box: >> >>"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!!!" !!! My mom sent me this joke and I find it's funny >

05-31-2003, 06:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
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06-01-2003, 12:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	Cute! I like that one! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

06-01-2003, 12:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
prostock19 BAH HUMBUG!!! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Formerly RI, Now Albany, NY Area Posts: 3,308	cute one. very cute __________________

06-01-2003, 02:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
Teekie ~Mommie Teekie~ Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,929	Very cute joke.. __________________ Proud Momma to: ~Austin- 5/11/00 ~Kieran- 2/6/03 ~Sean- 9/23/04

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05-31-2003, 06:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenLeaf74 Guest Posts: n/a	hahah that's funny

05-31-2003, 07:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
PiercedPixie ~~Wicked~~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 815

05-31-2003, 07:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
~Heather~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Midwest, USA Posts: 1,328	!!! imagine put 100 shoes on it'll take awhile!

06-01-2003, 12:49 AM	#8 (permalink)
Smartiesgeek a hot strawberry Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hammond, Indiana Posts: 965	very cute. i was laughing so hard!

06-01-2003, 01:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
wildzerica06 -Erica- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: california Posts: 4,340 Blog Entries: 2

06-01-2003, 01:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
Darlin Tweety I Wuv Tweety Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ghost Town Posts: 1,281	hahahhahaha VERY FUNNNY and cutttttee !

06-01-2003, 11:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
MsGiglz Blessing Christmas to ya' Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: WVa Posts: 4,254	hahaha cute!! __________________

06-01-2003, 12:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
SilenceGold Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 3,484	lol

06-05-2003, 05:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
vice Vice Ownz You Foo! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vice City.. Posts: 606	saw before but funny

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