Do Not Eat Hershey!

***VamPyroX*** · 07-29-2006, 09:37 PM

Boys... Men... Males... Guys...

We need to all avoid those Hershey candy bars!

Why?

It's a sweet edible product made only for women. Yep, you heard me... ONLY for women!

Don't believe me?

Check this out...

Hershey

HER - SHE - y

Yep, it's a product specifically created for HER for only SHE can feel better from eating it. If a woman is pissed off, a Hershey bar will make her feel better. If she is suffering from PMS, a Hershey bar will make her feel better. If there's a gift that a woman is expecting from a man, it's a Hershey bar.

Yep! It's a woman's product!

I propose that the Hershey bar be moved to the "feminine products" section in all local businesses!

moonflower · 07-29-2006, 09:39 PM

rofl
VERY funny

IslandGal · 07-29-2006, 10:15 PM

Ha ha ha that was a good one!

Opal · 07-29-2006, 10:18 PM

ummmmmm, not me!
LOL
he damn well better give me something besides a hershey bar!

LMAO~!

SxyPorkie · 07-29-2006, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opal

ummmmmm, not me!
LOL
he damn well better give me something besides a hershey bar!

LMAO~!

Yeah .. from his tongue... LOL
SxyPorkie

LakeTahoe · 07-29-2006, 10:56 PM

Good one!

***Jolie77*** · 07-29-2006, 11:36 PM

Ha Ha, That is a good one... Well Hershey's is all good since I can eat it front of my mother and still get the satisfaction. It goes right to my mouth and down to my hips

Heh Heh

LovelyBlkGal · 07-29-2006, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolie_77

Ha Ha, That is a good one... Well Hershey's is all good since I can eat it front of my mother and still get the satisfaction. It goes right to my mouth and down to my hips

Heh Heh

Make turn ur man on???

Very funni joke ! Good one Vamp

***Jolie77*** · 07-29-2006, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovelyBlkGal

Make turn ur man on???

Very funni joke ! Good one Vamp

If that's the plan then it will always work

LovelyBlkGal · 07-29-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolie_77

If that's the plan then it will always work

knew it u gonna said that *smh*

me_punctured · 07-30-2006, 12:03 AM

VamPyroX, with all due respect and with my tongue in cheek, for three reasons, soon to be stated as follows, I cannot accept your proposal about Hershey's candy bars being reserved exclusively as a woman's product.

1. Deconstructing 'Hershey' into alleged morpheme, with the exception of 'y', will not work. 'Her' and 'she' are not morphemes. They are pronouns and they operate in sentences by replacing noun phrases. Pronouns belong to a certain type of category that is not open to modifications, unlike nouns and verbs (for examples, 'insane' --> 'insanity' and 'sign' --> 'signing'.) Nor can they function as morphemes. When have you stumbled across an English word that has the affixes 'she' and 'her'? Therefore, 'hershey' is not an affixed word and cannot be interpreted to be a feminine product through the isolation of morphemes.

2. Snacking on sweet foods like Hershey's candy bars may alleviate the symptoms of PMS for us who have the misfortunate to suffer from them, but they will not necessarily curb the pain entirely. Why? A sugar rush will result your blood level to skyrocket... and then it comes crashing, which only leads you right back to square one: Hunger. This applies to other situations as well. Eating to make ourselves feel better when we're unhappy, stressed or angry, will not solve the problem. It can ultimately lead to unwanted weight gain, not to mention, increased cholesterol levels, higher blood pressure and the discontentment affiliated with body changes. By promoting Hershey products as a remedy for PMS and as mood management, you are not exactly helping us out. Unless that was your actual intention. Bad, VamPyroX, bad!

3. You are going to ruin Hershey's business if you relegate the candies to the feminine products section. Women are not the only Hershey consumers, but men and children as well. What's the most effective way to sell them? Right front of their faces at the check-out counter!

There you go. I hope you have enjoyed my nitpicking as much as I have enjoyed your joke.

BabyAngel · 07-30-2006, 12:08 AM

LOL Good One!!

farewell65 · 07-30-2006, 03:14 AM

Haha, good one!

***VamPyroX*** · 07-30-2006, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me_punctured

1. Deconstructing 'Hershey' into alleged morpheme, with the exception of 'y', will not work. 'Her' and 'she' are not morphemes. They are pronouns and they operate in sentences by replacing noun phrases. Pronouns belong to a certain type of category that is not open to modifications, unlike nouns and verbs (for examples, 'insane' --> 'insanity' and 'sign' --> 'signing'.) Nor can they function as morphemes. When have you stumbled across an English word that has the affixes 'she' and 'her'? Therefore, 'hershey' is not an affixed word and cannot be interpreted to be a feminine product through the isolation of morphemes.

Technically, "her" and "she" cannot be used in proper grammar usage. However, it can be used for advertising purposes. I also forgot to add... "Y". After all, women are always asking "Y" (why) to everything a man does.

Quote:

Originally Posted by me_punctured

2. Snacking on sweet foods like Hershey's candy bars may alleviate the symptoms of PMS for us who have the misfortunate to suffer from them, but they will not necessarily curb the pain entirely. Why? A sugar rush will result your blood level to skyrocket... and then it comes crashing, which only leads you right back to square one: Hunger. This applies to other situations as well. Eating to make ourselves feel better when we're unhappy, stressed or angry, will not solve the problem. It can ultimately lead to unwanted weight gain, not to mention, increased cholesterol levels, higher blood pressure and the discontentment affiliated with body changes. By promoting Hershey products as a remedy for PMS and as mood management, you are not exactly helping us out. Unless that was your actual intention. Bad, VamPyroX, bad!

With women, nothing matters. A woman is fat and blames you for not making her feel better. You give her Hershey bars to make her feel better and she loves you for it. Later, she gets mad at you anyway. Hershey bars are like an addiction. It's bad for them, but they don't care.

Quote:

Originally Posted by me_punctured

3. You are going to ruin Hershey's business if you relegate the candies to the feminine products section. Women are not the only Hershey consumers, but men and children as well. What's the most effective way to sell them? Right front of their faces at the check-out counter!

Hershey can always rename themselves to gain better attention among others. At this moment, Hershey bars aren't the "cure" to any male problems. If they can create a Hershey bar that gives men hard-ons like Viagra... they can rename some of them as Himhey bars since they make men feel better.

Oh, I forgot about the kids. There's always Kidy bars.

Frisky Feline · 08-09-2009, 07:51 PM

LMAO I like that one.

Well, dark chocolate is my specified taste buds.

MoonDrifter · 08-09-2009, 08:03 PM

now I know why my graham bars were always lonely with their marshmallows.

radioman · 08-10-2009, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VamPyroX

Technically, "her" and "she" cannot be used in proper grammar usage. However, it can be used for advertising purposes. I also forgot to add... "Y". After all, women are always asking "Y" (why) to everything a man does.

With women, nothing matters. A woman is fat and blames you for not making her feel better. You give her Hershey bars to make her feel better and she loves you for it. Later, she gets mad at you anyway. Hershey bars are like an addiction. It's bad for them, but they don't care.

Hershey can always rename themselves to gain better attention among others. At this moment, Hershey bars aren't the "cure" to any male problems. If they can create a Hershey bar that gives men hard-ons like Viagra... they can rename some of them as Himhey bars since they make men feel better.

Oh, I forgot about the kids. There's always Kidy bars.

HMMMM!!!!

OK- YOU! ME! hershey chocolate world NOW!

Too bad you didn't come with me to hershey,PA recently last month. There was a "huge" bar for 20 bucks bigger then your notebook! pretty cool huh ?

yizuman · 08-10-2009, 10:31 AM

Nothing more intimidating than a woman going through the checkout line with some chocolate and a box of tampons.

shel90 · 08-10-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by yizuman

Nothing more intimidating than a woman going through the checkout line with some chocolate and a box of tampons.

Better not accidently bump into her!

yizuman · 08-10-2009, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shel90

Better not accidently bump into her!

I can prolly do better, go to another checkout lane.

Yiz

07-29-2006, 09:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
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07-29-2006, 10:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
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LakeTahoe ~~JUST ME!!~~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Lost somewhere on the Earth! Posts: 13,537	Good one! __________________

07-30-2006, 12:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
me_punctured Urdhva Dhanurasana Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 363	Nitpicking on your joke. . . VamPyroX, with all due respect and with my tongue in cheek, for three reasons, soon to be stated as follows, I cannot accept your proposal about Hershey's candy bars being reserved exclusively as a woman's product. 1. Deconstructing 'Hershey' into alleged morpheme, with the exception of 'y', will not work. 'Her' and 'she' are not morphemes. They are pronouns and they operate in sentences by replacing noun phrases. Pronouns belong to a certain type of category that is not open to modifications, unlike nouns and verbs (for examples, 'insane' --> 'insanity' and 'sign' --> 'signing'.) Nor can they function as morphemes. When have you stumbled across an English word that has the affixes 'she' and 'her'? Therefore, 'hershey' is not an affixed word and cannot be interpreted to be a feminine product through the isolation of morphemes. 2. Snacking on sweet foods like Hershey's candy bars may alleviate the symptoms of PMS for us who have the misfortunate to suffer from them, but they will not necessarily curb the pain entirely. Why? A sugar rush will result your blood level to skyrocket... and then it comes crashing, which only leads you right back to square one: Hunger. This applies to other situations as well. Eating to make ourselves feel better when we're unhappy, stressed or angry, will not solve the problem. It can ultimately lead to unwanted weight gain, not to mention, increased cholesterol levels, higher blood pressure and the discontentment affiliated with body changes. By promoting Hershey products as a remedy for PMS and as mood management, you are not exactly helping us out. Unless that was your actual intention. Bad, VamPyroX, bad! 3. You are going to ruin Hershey's business if you relegate the candies to the feminine products section. Women are not the only Hershey consumers, but men and children as well. What's the most effective way to sell them? Right front of their faces at the check-out counter! There you go. I hope you have enjoyed my nitpicking as much as I have enjoyed your joke.

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moonflower winter is on the way jeez Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Posts: 5,742	rofl VERY funny

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*Jolie77* Love all, trust a few. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky, USA (The Bluegrass State) Posts: 8,017 Blog Entries: 1	Ha Ha, That is a good one... Well Hershey's is all good since I can eat it front of my mother and still get the satisfaction. It goes right to my mouth and down to my hips Heh Heh

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BabyAngel ~AnGeLa~ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 1,625	LOL Good One!!

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Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,712	LMAO I like that one. Well, dark chocolate is my specified taste buds.

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