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Unread 05-30-2003, 04:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
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Unread 05-30-2003, 04:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only
catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom.
Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a
condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little
Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the
bed, to which Little Johnny replied
"What ya gonna do, **** him?"
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Unread 05-30-2003, 05:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hahah lol
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Unread 05-30-2003, 09:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Those are two GREAT ones.
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Unread 05-30-2003, 10:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I like those! Those are new to me!
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*Roared with laughter!!* Funny!
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Smart Johnny, eh?
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lol damn tha Johnny i hope i wont get him
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