An APB On God

Teekie · 05-21-2003, 05:56 AM

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

ChelEler · 05-21-2003, 11:16 AM

Whoah!! Good punishment!!

05-21-2003, 02:54 PM

hahahah

that's good punishment!!

javapride · 05-21-2003, 03:17 PM

I heard of this joke still funny as ever LOL!

Irish Devil Dog · 05-21-2003, 07:51 PM

Good one!!

***VamPyroX*** · 05-22-2003, 01:39 PM

Poor boys! That should teach them to behave!

SilenceGold · 05-22-2003, 04:41 PM

I've heard this joke but with a different ending.

prostock19 · 05-24-2003, 06:13 PM

That is a cute one!

05-21-2003, 05:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Teekie ~Mommie Teekie~ Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,929	An APB On God A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!" __________________ Proud Momma to: ~Austin- 5/11/00 ~Kieran- 2/6/03 ~Sean- 9/23/04

05-21-2003, 11:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,558	Whoah!! Good punishment!! __________________ -ChelEler- =^.~=

05-22-2003, 01:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	Poor boys! That should teach them to behave! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

05-24-2003, 06:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
prostock19 BAH HUMBUG!!! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Formerly RI, Now Albany, NY Area Posts: 3,308	That is a cute one! __________________

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05-21-2003, 02:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenLeaf74 Guest Posts: n/a	hahahah that's good punishment!!

05-21-2003, 03:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
javapride Java's Big Island Life! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: hawaii Posts: 6,509	I heard of this joke still funny as ever LOL!

05-21-2003, 07:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Irish Devil Dog ~Taken by my mystery hun~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,464	Good one!!

05-22-2003, 04:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
SilenceGold Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 3,484	I've heard this joke but with a different ending.