Professions

allisonjoy · 05-18-2003, 01:25 PM

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says: I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.

The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kid

The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban,Biker.

They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you? She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.....

A second girl answers their question before they even ask it:

She replies, I'm a BITCH.
What exactly is a BITCH?!?, they all ask in unison.

Babe In Total Control of Herself.

05-18-2003, 01:27 PM

~Heather~ · 05-18-2003, 01:45 PM

PiercedPixie · 05-18-2003, 02:40 PM

right on

prostock19 · 05-18-2003, 05:19 PM

I rather have a WIFE. LOL

Irish Devil Dog · 05-18-2003, 06:52 PM

!!

Darlin Tweety · 05-18-2003, 08:16 PM

veryyyyyyy true

and

@ Matt !!!!!!!!

***VamPyroX*** · 05-19-2003, 02:10 AM

Bullshit! My BITCH isn't like that! :rolls:

Teekie · 05-19-2003, 03:32 AM

ChelEler · 05-19-2003, 11:30 AM

MsGiglz · 05-19-2003, 04:35 PM

i am not like that.. lol

05-18-2003, 01:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
allisonjoy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: rhodey isle Posts: 1,124	Professions Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says: I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kid The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban,Biker. They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you? She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc..... A second girl answers their question before they even ask it: She replies, I'm a BITCH. What exactly is a BITCH?!?, they all ask in unison. Babe In Total Control of Herself.

05-18-2003, 05:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
prostock19 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tiverton, RI Posts: 3,312	I rather have a WIFE. LOL __________________

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