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SNOWJACKASS · 05-18-2003, 12:21 AM

two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. they come across the gorillas. and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. the elderly ladies are fascinated by this. one of the woman just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it. suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non-stop! when he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage.
an ambulance is called and the woman is taken away to the hospital. a few days later her friend visits her and asks;"are you hurt?" " am i hurt?" she answers. "am i hurt? wouldn't you be? he hasn't called, he hasn't written.....

prostock19 · 05-18-2003, 12:25 AM

OMFG..LOLOL

Apocalypse · 05-18-2003, 12:52 AM

lol...

nozobo · 05-18-2003, 02:18 AM

what a dumb elder lady! :LOL:

Darlin Tweety · 05-18-2003, 02:30 AM

Teekie · 05-18-2003, 04:56 AM

t e d d y · 05-18-2003, 09:35 PM

OMGG Lololol

PiercedPixie · 05-18-2003, 11:29 PM

funny

05-19-2003, 12:01 AM

allisonjoy · 05-19-2003, 10:25 AM

Gawwshhh lolol heartbroken by a gorilla! Poor her!

ChelEler · 05-19-2003, 12:04 PM

I'm speechless!

Irish Devil Dog · 05-19-2003, 09:46 PM

hahaha

05-18-2003, 12:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
SNOWJACKASS Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: k.m.a.r.t. Posts: 68	zoo two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. they come across the gorillas. and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. the elderly ladies are fascinated by this. one of the woman just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it. suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non-stop! when he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage. an ambulance is called and the woman is taken away to the hospital. a few days later her friend visits her and asks;"are you hurt?" " am i hurt?" she answers. "am i hurt? wouldn't you be? he hasn't called, he hasn't written.....

05-18-2003, 12:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
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