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Old 05-18-2003, 12:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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10 year old want 100 dollar

a ten year old boy wanted$100.00 to buy a new video game and pray for weeks, but nothing happened. he then decided to write god a letter requesting the hundred dollars. when postal authorities received an addressed letter to: god, united state of america, they decide to send it to the p resident.
the president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. the president thought this would appear to be a alot of money to a ten year old. they boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank- you note to god which read:

dear god: thank you very much for sending me the money> however, i noticed that for some reason you sent it through washington, dc and as usual those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes!
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Old 05-18-2003, 12:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that is a GREAT ONE!!!
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Old 05-18-2003, 12:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that is a GREAT ONE!!!
yeah i know i have heard that somewhere passby friend
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Old 05-18-2003, 02:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 02:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 04:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 11:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ouch! The president got
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Old 05-18-2003, 02:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LMAO

Shows how stupid Government is! LOL
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Old 05-18-2003, 02:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 02:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lololol -- some thinking the boy had!!
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LMAO!!! maybe my son would say that tooo !
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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