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Old 05-17-2003, 11:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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a man had 50 yard line tickets for the super bowl... as he sits down , a m an approadches from another section of the stadium and asks if anybody is sitting in the seat next to him "no" he says, the seat is empty" the man replies, this is incredible. who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the super bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"
he said, "well actually, the seat belongs to me. i was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. this is the first super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987"....."oh... i'm so sorry to hear that. it'sterrible. but couldn't you find someone else, a friend or a relative or a neighbor to take the seat and come to the game with you ?"
the man shakes his head and says, no they're all at the funeral"
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Old 05-17-2003, 11:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG that's so mean...
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Old 05-18-2003, 02:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 04:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I've read this one before..
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What an asshole!

Funny story, BTW!
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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