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Unread 02-28-2006, 08:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up It worked for me - I'm in the 98%

> At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
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> This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time!
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I've got this feeling deep inside,
But what it is I don't know.
My engine starts to change,
My mind gets filled with rage.
I raise my fist up to the sky.
What do you see!

The fear I see when I look in your eyes,
Makes you believe I'm one of a kind.
One of a kind!
Fear I leave in the back of your mind,
Makes you believe I'm...
One of a kind!
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Unread 02-28-2006, 02:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought of a pink wrench. Actually, it was yellow, but then my mind switched it to pink.
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Unread 02-28-2006, 02:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I honestly thot, "red and hammer" and that was the answer! Hot Dang!
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Unread 02-28-2006, 04:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Here's an interesting mathematical equation that someone sent me the other day:

Pick up a calculator and consecutively enter the numbers of your birthday.

Add 754.

Subtract 753.

Add 1.

Now, divide this number by yesterday's date and add 59 to the total.

Subtract 59.

Add the number of fingers on your right hand.

Subtract the number of toes on your left foot.

Divide this by any number between one and ten.

Is the number you came up with your age? No? Dang. Oh well. It didn't work for me either but if it had it would have been pretty cool, wouldn't it?
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Unread 03-01-2006, 12:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Red hammer. That is spooky. LOL
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Unread 03-05-2006, 04:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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orange screwdriver o.O guess im abnormal
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Unread 03-05-2006, 05:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yellow (DeWALT) power drill--

Guess I'm.........unique!!
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Unread 03-05-2006, 08:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Quote:
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orange screwdriver o.O guess im abnormal

LOL..I had yellow screwdriver.
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Unread 03-05-2006, 09:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Green hammer.
Guess I am sick.
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Unread 03-05-2006, 11:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I had a green screwdriver pfffttt.
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Unread 03-05-2006, 11:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I had a green screwdriver pfffttt.
Imagine my relief.
We can split the shrink bill in Zurich.
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Unread 03-05-2006, 11:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Imagine my relief.
We can split the shrink bill in Zurich.
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Unread 04-28-2006, 06:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Mine was Grey Screwdriver. I'm among the 2%.
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Unread 04-28-2006, 07:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Mine was Blue Hammer
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Unread 04-28-2006, 10:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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green wrench.
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Unread 04-29-2006, 12:04 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Interesting! I've gotta show my friends this!
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Unread 04-29-2006, 12:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That picture almost looked like Freddie Mercury!

I gotta try doing that on the rug with my socks! (I bet you I can't)!
I can't even do that on the rebounder for crying out loud!

I'am positive I thought of a red color, but then the yellow screwdiver popped into my head. Changes are good!, life isn't always constant y'know!
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Unread 04-29-2006, 04:14 PM   #18 (permalink)
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green wrench.
me too i guess we're 2 % of weird
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Unread 04-30-2006, 03:43 AM   #19 (permalink)
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me too i guess we're 2 % of weird


nice Signature, lolz



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I've got this feeling deep inside,
But what it is I don't know.
My engine starts to change,
My mind gets filled with rage.
I raise my fist up to the sky.
What do you see!

The fear I see when I look in your eyes,
Makes you believe I'm one of a kind.
One of a kind!
Fear I leave in the back of your mind,
Makes you believe I'm...
One of a kind!
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Unread 05-01-2006, 01:15 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Green grass and a machette was the only
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Unread 07-28-2007, 05:13 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Lavander screwdriver. Lavander is my favorite color and I had used screwdriver not too long ago. So I am unique. Good to be different.
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Unread 07-28-2007, 10:28 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I even didn't think any of tools, I guess I am in the 2% lol.
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Unread 07-28-2007, 05:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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red hammer here. too freaky!
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