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01-08-2006, 07:17 PM
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Knock Knock
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who's there? Pumpkin Head  Knock Knock Who's there? Your girlfriend from Porn  Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom and dad Oh S*&% 
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01-08-2006, 07:22 PM
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Prayers for my dad.
 
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 Want me to join the party? Knock knock... Who's there? Cheri Cheri who? Cheri that wants to tell you that your knock knock jokes are putting me to zzz's. 
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01-08-2006, 07:31 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Tweetybirdie Tweetybirdie who? Tweetybirdie the one that came for you! (Mama2AFTIV) *screams* *fall off the chair*
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01-08-2006, 08:46 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? TreyDogg TreyDogg who? TreyDogg the guy next door, I'm here because your dog is humping my leg, and he won't let go. 
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01-08-2006, 09:10 PM
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01-08-2006, 09:14 PM
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Alex Alex who? Don't give me this Alex who? You know damn well who I am, Open the door or either you'll be banned. (Heath)  (Alex) I'm counting 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! That's it you're bannnnnnnnnnnnned! (Heath) >Alex  < Heath
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01-08-2006, 09:38 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Cheri Cheri who??? Cheri is the sexy blonde for her BOYRFRIEND!!! 
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01-08-2006, 09:49 PM
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01-08-2006, 09:49 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Mama2aftiv Mama2aftiv who? Mama2aftiv the one that came for you! (Tweetybirdie) *screams* *fall off the chair* PAY BACK!!!!!  __________________
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01-09-2006, 07:15 AM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Tahoe Tahoe who? Tahoe the one that humping on Cheri's leg! Mama2AFTIV ->*screams* TAHOE! Get your butt off Cheri's leg!!!! 
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01-09-2006, 08:39 AM
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This is my fave joke and I created that one.
Excellent for AIM or something like that so here it goes knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK bang! bang! Bang! BANG! BANNNNNN (Glass shattered) Huh?, oh! oops! Sorry, don't worry I'd clean it up and replace glass for you.
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GOOD one DHB! My best friend and I do that ALL the time!
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01-09-2006, 03:40 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Sweetheart! Sweetheart Who? Oh Damn! *fly out of his favorite chair* Oh Shyt! My sweetheart is here?!?!? We are not suppose to see each other till February!!!
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01-09-2006, 04:21 PM
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Will you remember me tomorrow?
^Angel^: yes Will you remember me in a week? ^Angel^: Yes Will you remember me in a month? ^Angel^: Yes Will you remember me in a year? ^Angel^: Yes Knock Knock ^Angel^: Who's there See you don't remember me!
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01-09-2006, 05:11 PM
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Rebelgirl that was funni! Knock Knock Who's there? AJ AJ who? AJ the one who has difficulty with my nuts. (Person behind the door) 
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