Beggars Can be Choosers

illustrator · 02-27-2003, 08:00 PM

One night a guy takes his girlfriend back to her parents' home. They're saying good night on the porch, and after kissing for a while the guy leans against the front door and confidently asks, "How about a blow job?"

"Are you crazy?" she whispers. "My parents are upstairs!"

"So let 'em sleep," he cajoles quietly. "Come on, it'll take two minutes."

Absolutely not! Can you imagine if we got caught?"

"Oh please, I love you so much!"

"No way, it's just too risky!"

Come on, I'm begging you..."

All of a sudden, a light inside goes on, and the girl's sister, in her pajamas opens the door. In a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says either give him the blow job or step aside and let me do it or call Mom to come down and do it. But for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to quit leaning on the buzzer."

***VamPyroX*** · 02-27-2003, 09:32 PM

That's a good one! Hahaha... they did make a commercial recently for that too!

illustrator · 02-27-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by VamPyroX
That's a good one! Hahaha... they did make a commercial recently for that too!

which commerical show?

***VamPyroX*** · 02-28-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by illustrator
which commerical show?

I think it was for VISA... it was posted in AllDeaf 1.0 recently.

cloud · 02-28-2003, 10:03 AM

But it's old though.

wickedeyed · 02-28-2003, 02:02 PM

ew.... incestious family.

Y · 03-12-2003, 11:21 PM

03-13-2003, 11:30 PM

LOL!

ChelEler · 04-10-2003, 12:43 PM

BUSTED!!!!!

02-27-2003, 08:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
illustrator Love in Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Benbrook Posts: 4,594	Beggars Can be Choosers One night a guy takes his girlfriend back to her parents' home. They're saying good night on the porch, and after kissing for a while the guy leans against the front door and confidently asks, "How about a blow job?" "Are you crazy?" she whispers. "My parents are upstairs!" "So let 'em sleep," he cajoles quietly. "Come on, it'll take two minutes." Absolutely not! Can you imagine if we got caught?" "Oh please, I love you so much!" "No way, it's just too risky!" Come on, I'm begging you..." All of a sudden, a light inside goes on, and the girl's sister, in her pajamas opens the door. In a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says either give him the blow job or step aside and let me do it or call Mom to come down and do it. But for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to quit leaning on the buzzer."

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02-27-2003, 09:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,951	That's a good one! Hahaha... they did make a commercial recently for that too!

02-28-2003, 10:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
cloud Stoner God Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 746	But it's old though.

02-28-2003, 02:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
wickedeyed forever tainted Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: a plastic fork factory Posts: 337	ew.... incestious family.

03-13-2003, 11:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
loki Guest Posts: n/a	LOL!