Who Farted?

HiBluE01 · 07-16-2005, 05:28 AM

A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to beher first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sitdown and begin eating a fine meal.

The women is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to hernervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost makingher eyes water. Left with no choice, she decides to relieve herself a bitand lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heardthe poot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had beensnoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"

The women thought,"This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

A cou ple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, shedidn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!"

A few minutes later the women had to let another one rip. This time she didn'teven think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistleblowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

"Dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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LAMO!!!!

***VamPyroX*** · 07-16-2005, 05:37 PM

That's a good one! Hehehe!

Nancy · 07-16-2005, 05:44 PM

The lady got

LM60CT · 07-16-2005, 06:02 PM

One of my favorites!

07-16-2005, 05:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
HiBluE01 tweety and kitty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ask me! Posts: 2,493	Who Farted? A women goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is to beher first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sitdown and begin eating a fine meal. The women is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to hernervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost makingher eyes water. Left with no choice, she decides to relieve herself a bitand lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heardthe poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had beensnoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The women thought,"This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A cou ple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, shedidn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the women had to let another one rip. This time she didn'teven think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistleblowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAMO!!!! __________________ HiBlUE01

07-16-2005, 05:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	That's a good one! Hehehe! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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07-16-2005, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nancy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central FL Posts: 2,289	The lady got

07-16-2005, 06:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
LM60CT Are we there yet? Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 119	One of my favorites!