Top 10 Signs Your Cat is Planning to Kill You!

HiBluE01 · 07-16-2005, 05:22 AM

. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
2. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.
3. He actually _does_ have your tongue.
4. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
5. Cyanide pawprints all over the house.
6. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
7. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
8. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
9. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
10. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.

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LAMO!!!

DeafKattMom · 07-16-2005, 07:43 AM

Those are cute!!

I once had a cat who used to hide on the fridge and jump on people's faces, he also hid in our closets on the shelf, and would jump on our faces when we went to retreive a tshirt! I had to get stiches on my head because he scratched down my head and tore the skin open.

I know he was trying to kill all of us... he died of old age... before he died, though, he stopped jumping in high places, he either got to lazy, or realized we wouldnt die.

katt

07-16-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DeafKattMom

he realized we wouldnt die.

katt

I just had to edit that!!!!! LOL LOL!!!

Sorry for OT'ing, 184 days left for you!! Wowzies! Gotta hold that belly for sure!

Angel · 07-16-2005, 01:01 PM

haha that's cute!

sequoias · 07-16-2005, 01:07 PM

lol, cute one there. Sounds like world domination.

07-16-2005, 05:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
HiBluE01 tweety and kitty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ask me! Posts: 2,493	Top 10 Signs Your Cat is Planning to Kill You! . Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. 2. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill. 3. He actually _does_ have your tongue. 4. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch. 5. Cyanide pawprints all over the house. 6. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed. 7. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip. 8. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on. 9. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper. 10. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAMO!!! __________________ HiBlUE01

07-16-2005, 01:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Angel ♥"Concrete Angel"♥ Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 19,089	haha that's cute! __________________ "When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is brought in our life, OR in the life of another." ~ Helen Keller

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07-16-2005, 07:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
DeafKattMom I love, because Im loved. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: AZ Posts: 120	Those are cute!! I once had a cat who used to hide on the fridge and jump on people's faces, he also hid in our closets on the shelf, and would jump on our faces when we went to retreive a tshirt! I had to get stiches on my head because he scratched down my head and tore the skin open. I know he was trying to kill all of us... he died of old age... before he died, though, he stopped jumping in high places, he either got to lazy, or realized we wouldnt die. katt

07-16-2005, 01:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
sequoias Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: A little trip to the extraordinary. Posts: 16,296	lol, cute one there. Sounds like world domination.