The*Empress

Dear A**Hol*,


Would it kill you answering just one of my mails? F*****g A**HOL*!!!!!!!!!

I bet your F*****G EGO must be HUGE inversely proportional to your d**k size!
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Dear A**Hol*,

One thing I learned from you that if I ever look in a dictionary to find the definition of "pathetic loser" your picture will be next to it.

Have fun.

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Dear A**Hol*,

Well I call your bluff Mr. Liar! I just looked it up in Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary and... oh my God! You are!!!

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Dear A**Hol*,

I think your a** as you get slurpily power f**ked by his huge, thick co*k.




"The A** and the Wiener"

A guy drove down to Mexico to visit some friends. On his way back, the car broke down. So, he had to walk home.

After about an hour, his feet began to hurt. He saw a shop selling donkies. He walked over and said "I'd like to buy a donkey."

The shop keeper said "Okay, but here we call them a**es. to get him to go when he stops, you must scratch him."

So the guy bought one. Another hour went by. The guy got hungry. He saw a shop selling hot dogs. He said "I'd like to buy a hot dog."

The shop keeper said "Okay, but here we call them wieners."

So the guy bought one. When the guy got back to New York, the a** stopped 10 miles from the guy's house.

He saw a guy walking by. He said "Hey, sir. Could you hold my wiener while I scratch my a**?"

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Deafness

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