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Old 06-20-2005, 06:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Poor Katzie's husband !!

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Old 06-20-2005, 08:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ooooh this is us in 5 years. Hubby's bald. My hair's stiffin' curly. Oh what happened to our little girl? I assume this cheeky devil boy is our 2nd baby? Our little girl is probably hiding in the closet because she knows daddy will shiddabrick once he touches that cactus! I'd probably sleep through it coz the hearing aids are on the night table.

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Old 06-20-2005, 09:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ooooh this is us in 5 years. Hubby's bald. My hair's stiffin' curly. Oh what happened to our little girl? I assume this cheeky devil boy is our 2nd baby? Our little girl is probably hiding in the closet because she knows daddy will shiddabrick once he touches that cactus! I'd probably sleep through it coz the hearing aids are on the night table.

for the laughs!

Your second baby probably be a male. He may mischievous like Dennis Masnic (spell?)
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Old 06-20-2005, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Dennis the Menace

Oh dear, the things I have to look forward to.
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Old 06-20-2005, 10:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Very funny and cute!
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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THat is funny!!!
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Old 06-20-2005, 11:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Well Katzie...

Ummm... I hate to say this...


but... ummmm

how can I start to saying....


ummm Well, your husband was dreaming to squeeze the balls. That is how, he end up squeeze on the catcus. Needles are on his fingers. Ooocchh !
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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as usual you have a bizarre imagination!

Hmm, instead of saying, "I have a headache" excuse, :greddy: I can put that cactus between my breasts!
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Your second baby probably be a male. He may mischievous like Dennis Masnic (spell?)

OH DEFINITELY!!! cuz she and paul TOGETHER.... FAWWWGET IT!!! so their "supposedly" upcoming offspring ............. AHEM..... "gulps!"
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Old 06-20-2005, 01:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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shaddup! but you just wait until it's your turn!

10 MORE DAYS!

this certain someone > < FeistyChick


then you'd be in HEAVEN!


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Old 06-20-2005, 01:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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shaddup! but you just wait until it's your turn!

10 MORE DAYS!

this certain someone > < FeistyChick


then you'd be in HEAVEN!


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Old 06-20-2005, 01:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2005, 02:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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shaddup! but you just wait until it's your turn!

10 MORE DAYS!

this certain someone > < FeistyChick


then you'd be in HEAVEN!


Keep going, gals!
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:25 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Katzie !!!

10 more days ?? Aren't you going to get pregnancy? I am lost ?

Make sure to not let the cactus needles on your clorist !!

Oh damn it, I can't spell it right... I better ran and hide from FeistyChick





Please do not tell FeistyChick, where I am..
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Katzie !!!

10 more days ?? Aren't you going to get pregnancy? I am lost ?

Make sure to not let the cactus needles on your clorist !!

Oh damn it, I can't spell it right... I better ran and hide from FeistyChick



Please do not tell FeistyChick, where I am..

Pregnancy is not happening until 2006 or 2007.


NINE MORE DAYS FOR FEISTYCHICK!
(until she sees certain someone! Get that Sabby??)


*singing* CLIT CLIT CLIT CLIT O' RIS!
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Katzie !!!

10 more days ?? Aren't you going to get pregnancy? I am lost ?

Make sure to not let the cactus needles on your clorist !!

Oh damn it, I can't spell it right... I better ran and hide from FeistyChick





Please do not tell FeistyChick, where I am..



C L I T O R I S
C L I T O R I S
C L I T O R I S!!!



you better get it right before your wedding!!!
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Pregnancy is not happening until 2006 or 2007.
Congrats Katzie !!!

Dennis gives a birth at 6:51pm

June 21, 2005

10 lbs and 8 oz

25 inches long

adorable blonde hair



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NINE MORE DAYS FOR FEISTYCHICK!
(until she sees certain someone! Get that Sabby??)

** gasp ** She will be seeing RavenSteve to cook his roasted weiner.

Let me know, how he is doing approach with you in a good romantic and discuss about the Politicis. His conversation must be fascinated !
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Congrats Katzie !!!

Dennis gives a birth at 6:51pm

June 21, 2005

10 lbs and 8 oz

25 inches long

adorable blonde hair




i don't know if katzie can deliver a baby THAT HUGE through her lil puzzie!???
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NINE MORE DAYS FOR FEISTYCHICK!
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** gasp ** She will be seeing RavenSteve to cook his roasted weiner.

Let me know, how he is doing approach with you in a good romantic and discuss about the Politicis. >>> His conversation must be fascinated !

sorry to disappoint you... but it is SOMEONE ELSE! MIND U!
whats more? he is already taken by miss p! THANK GOD!!!
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sorry to disappoint you... but it is SOMEONE ELSE! MIND U!
whats more? he is already taken by miss p! THANK GOD!!!

I think, I found a picture of him.

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Old 06-21-2005, 10:14 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Oh dear, the things I have to look forward to.
Poor Your husband !!!

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Here is Katzie s new son picture. Doesn't he get drunk from his Mom's breast feeding? Wonder how many did his Mom drink beer cans ?

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I think, I found a picture of him.

my man is A LOT BETTER LOOKING than this dorky fellow! sheesh! you better watch it girl!
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Old 06-22-2005, 01:33 AM   #26 (permalink)
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my man is A LOT BETTER LOOKING than this dorky fellow! sheesh! you better watch it girl!
Your man??...OoOo Who's the lucky fella?...
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oh sabby girl! are you drunk!???
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Here is Katzie s new son picture. Doesn't he get drunk from his Mom's breast feeding? Wonder how many did his Mom drink beer cans ?


tsk tsk katzie... stop partying too much!!!
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be cautioned !

Dennis becomes bore to listen to the story bedtime. He has been on the internet all the day !

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