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Old 06-22-2005, 07:55 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:10 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:38 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:40 AM   #34 (permalink)
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i don't know if katzie can deliver a baby THAT HUGE through her lil puzzie!???
MY LIL PUZZIE?!?!?!

How the f k you know?!


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Old 06-22-2005, 08:48 AM   #35 (permalink)
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LMFAO... you ladies rock! Clitoris. Puzzie. Heh heh. Feisty has a birthday upcoming soon? Ya sure she ready for all those birthday spanks?

(((((Or is it about meeting someone else who can well administer these on any occasion?))))) Added this!
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:50 AM   #36 (permalink)
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MY LIL PUZZIE?!?!?!

How the f k you know?!


*CROSSES LEGS*


OMFG....

you call ally the lil dusky?? so that means she was little when she was born... you couldn't deliver a HUGE BABY SINCE YOU GOT A LIL PUZZIE!!!
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:52 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:53 AM   #38 (permalink)
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LMFAO... you ladies rock! Clitoris. Puzzie. Heh heh. Feisty has a birthday upcoming soon? Ya sure she ready for all those birthday spanks?

oh do u need to remind me!?!?
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:55 AM   #39 (permalink)
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tsk tsk katzie... stop partying too much!!!
Yeah, I am so shocked. Dennis invitied friends over his place. His friends and Dennis had a party all the night !

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Old 06-22-2005, 08:55 AM   #40 (permalink)
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oh do u need to remind me!?!?
Hell yes. Why, you don't like dem birthday spanks that much?
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:55 AM   #41 (permalink)
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you call ally the lil dusky?? so that means she was little when she was born... you couldn't deliver a HUGE BABY SINCE YOU GOT A LIL PUZZIE!!!
I'm the BIG Dusky and my baby is the lil' Dusky so no one gets confused. She was born almost 8 pounds and I'm pretty sure I can deliver 10 pounds baby because my puzzie is all ssttrreettcchheedd out!
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:57 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Oh Dear Katzie's husband !!
No wonder, katzie tends to get pregnancy !!



Look at Katzie's cats !! *sigh* Her husband has no common sense to put the medication bottle away to lock it up!
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:11 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Hell yes. Why, you don't like dem birthday spanks that much?

uh uh... just wait til you hit the BIG 30 and then mid 30's... TIME GOES FASTER/GETS SHORTER THEN LIL THINGS START TO POP UP!!!
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:14 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Yeah, I am so shocked. Dennis invitied friends over his place. His friends and Dennis had a party all the night !


sounds like katzie!!! i won't be surprised if this actually happened!!! :X
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:16 AM   #45 (permalink)
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C L I T O R I S
C L I T O R I S
C L I T O R I S!!!
Here is your secret mouse at your computer !! Stop to rubbing on mouse's clitoris. We get tired of hearing too loud of orsgam..

Stop it !! Feistychick!!

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Old 06-22-2005, 09:21 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Here is your secret mouse at your computer !! Stop to rubbing on mouse's clitoris. We get tired of hearing too loud of orsgam..

Stop it !! Feistychick!!


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Old 06-22-2005, 09:22 AM   #47 (permalink)
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No wonder, katzie tends to get pregnancy !!



Look at Katzie's cats !! *sigh* Her husband has no common sense to put the medication bottle away to lock it up!
Actually it's the wife who gave all the viagra pills to all the cats and a dog so the hubby can't get horny. too funny!
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:25 AM   #48 (permalink)
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uh uh... just wait til you hit the BIG 30 and then mid 30's... TIME GOES FASTER/GETS SHORTER THEN LIL THINGS START TO POP UP!!!
Your s/o will take GOOD care of you. Of course, you know how to adjust the speed like go bunny! or go turtle!
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sounds like katzie!!! i won't be surprised if this actually happened!!! :X
I'm gonna get ya fer this!
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I'm gonna get ya fer this!

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Old 06-22-2005, 09:56 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Oh Dear Katzie is waiting for her husband!
Katzie ! You need to relax and wait for your husband to come home !

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Old 06-22-2005, 09:58 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Dennis is helping you with the dishes !!

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Old 06-22-2005, 09:59 AM   #54 (permalink)
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u love me anyway!!!
*puts certain someone in front of me* He deserves that kiss!
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Katzie ! You need to relax and wait for your husband to come home !
Yeah, I'll relax. I'll use the cactus under the sheet instead.
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:53 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Look at Katzie !
Oh Dear !!

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You cracked me up totally major this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-22-2005, 11:19 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Dennis's first date
remind Dennis to wearing a condom on his first dating...

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Old 06-22-2005, 11:39 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'll relax. I'll use the cactus under the sheet instead.

Be careful do not let the needles suck on your clitoris




How about this one ?



Aren't the clowns nice ?

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