The Winking Problem

***VamPyroX*** · 02-27-2003, 06:30 PM

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking." "Really? Great! Show me." So, the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country." "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" said the interviewer. "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

illustrator · 03-01-2003, 01:47 AM

ewww!

cloud · 03-01-2003, 09:11 AM

03-13-2003, 11:46 PM

ChelEler · 04-10-2003, 12:38 PM

GoofyBoy3 · 04-10-2003, 03:13 PM

that's not so bad joke ya got there..

allisonjoy · 04-10-2003, 07:12 PM

-winks- (winks) *winks* ::winks:: <winks>

***VamPyroX*** · 04-11-2003, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allisonjoy
-winks- (winks) *winks* ::winks:: <winks>

Need some asprin?

allisonjoy · 04-11-2003, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VamPyroX
Need some asprin?

i guess so

LeviathanC · 04-11-2003, 09:44 AM

That's old one.

t e d d y · 04-11-2003, 09:52 AM

winky person reminds me from academic bowl

TygersaidStfu · 04-11-2003, 10:41 AM

02-27-2003, 06:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 27,002	The Winking Problem A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking." "Really? Great! Show me." So, the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country." "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" said the interviewer. "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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