Jesus Is Watching You

***VamPyroX*** · 02-27-2003, 06:30 PM

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big heist, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he hears: "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot squawked: "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

The bird replies: "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

cloud · 02-28-2003, 10:24 AM

The burglar must got paranoid.

LeviathanC · 03-11-2003, 03:05 AM

Old shit!

whodatshroom · 03-11-2003, 12:15 PM

LOL

BostonIceFire · 03-11-2003, 02:06 PM

That is one of the oldest jokes I have heard.. But it's still funny tho!

sweetstrawberry · 03-12-2003, 12:23 AM

huh! oh god, lol!..that's so funny.

allisonjoy · 03-12-2003, 06:28 AM

hehe

Y · 03-12-2003, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BostonIceFire
That is one of the oldest jokes I have heard.. But it's still funny tho!

t e d d y · 03-12-2003, 07:37 PM

lol i like that one

03-13-2003, 11:27 PM

this one is one of my favorite jokes

ChelEler · 04-10-2003, 12:47 PM

OOOOH I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS ONE!!!

Gotta love that dog!

SIC 'IM, SIC 'IM!!

02-27-2003, 06:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,578	Jesus Is Watching You A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big heist, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he hears: "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot squawked: "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" The bird replies: "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

04-10-2003, 12:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Wyoming Posts: 5,518	OOOOH I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS ONE!!! Gotta love that dog! SIC 'IM, SIC 'IM!! __________________ --ChelEler--

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02-28-2003, 10:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
cloud Stoner God Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 746	The burglar must got paranoid.

03-11-2003, 03:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
LeviathanC Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,312	Old shit!

03-11-2003, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
whodatshroom ~Shroomy~ Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 750	LOL

03-11-2003, 02:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
BostonIceFire Devil In Disguise Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,620	That is one of the oldest jokes I have heard.. But it's still funny tho!

03-12-2003, 12:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
sweetstrawberry Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 410	huh! oh god, lol!..that's so funny.

03-12-2003, 06:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
allisonjoy t e d d y s GIRL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: rhodey isle Posts: 1,124	hehe

03-12-2003, 07:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
t e d d y k 1 t t y s GUY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: new york :-Þ Posts: 931	lol i like that one

03-13-2003, 11:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
loki Guest Posts: n/a	this one is one of my favorite jokes