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A man had just boarded and settled down into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador in the middle seat between them. The first man looked quizzically at the dog and asked why the animal was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Drug Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffe...r dog'.
“His name is ‘Sniffer’ and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”
The plane took off and, once it leveled out, the handler said: “Watch this.” He then told Sniffer to “Search”.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle and, finally, sat purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. He then returned to his seat and put one paw on his handler's arm. His handler said, “Good boy”. He turned to the man
and said, “that woman is in possession of marijuana; I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.”
“Gee, that's pretty good,” replied the first man.
Once again, the handler sent Sniffer off to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his handler and this time placed two paws on his arm. The handler said, “two paws means that man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.” “I like it very much,” said the first man.
The handler then sent Sniffer off for a third time.
He walked up and down the aisles for a while, sat down for a few seconds beside another passenger and then came racing back to his handler, jumped into his middle seat and proceeded to take a dump.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't understand why a well-trained dog would behave like this. So he asked the handler, “What's going on?”
The handler replied nervously “he's just found a bomb.”
The second man explained that he was from the Drug Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffe...r dog'.
“His name is ‘Sniffer’ and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”
The plane took off and, once it leveled out, the handler said: “Watch this.” He then told Sniffer to “Search”.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle and, finally, sat purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. He then returned to his seat and put one paw on his handler's arm. His handler said, “Good boy”. He turned to the man
and said, “that woman is in possession of marijuana; I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.”
“Gee, that's pretty good,” replied the first man.
Once again, the handler sent Sniffer off to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his handler and this time placed two paws on his arm. The handler said, “two paws means that man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.” “I like it very much,” said the first man.
The handler then sent Sniffer off for a third time.
He walked up and down the aisles for a while, sat down for a few seconds beside another passenger and then came racing back to his handler, jumped into his middle seat and proceeded to take a dump.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't understand why a well-trained dog would behave like this. So he asked the handler, “What's going on?”
The handler replied nervously “he's just found a bomb.”
