rockin'robin
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the
Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy
in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy
in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."