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rockin'robin

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:

'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?

'Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.

''Really!? Like a newborn baby?

''Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
 
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