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FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

PM: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

PM: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

PM: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

PM: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

PM: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

PM: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

PM: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so. ::click::
 
Psycho FBI agents! With today's kids, this would be SO believable! lol
 
The pizza guy thought the FBI agent was a mentally ill patient calling saying him and his friends were FBI agents, that's all. :P ( For those who didn't get it. :P )
 
you sure FBI means what you think it means?

My defination of FBI is Female Body Inspector and I proudly hold that title! *grins* LMAO
 
It would have been better if it was a psychiatric hospital in Chicago :hmm:
 
RisinDragon said:
you sure FBI means what you think it means?

My defination of FBI is Female Body Inspector and I proudly hold that title! *grins* LMAO
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Take note, you come within an inch of any woman, this Foot Balls :Instigator will do ya in! :thumb:
 
Not only that now... watch out, Jess now has a baby four-wheeler to run over you with... :shock: She's already doing stunts, soon she will perfect getting the tire in just the right run over point... :shock: Time is on her side.... :shock:

:laugh2:
 
Mewtilation said:
Not only that now... watch out, Jess now has a baby four-wheeler to run over you with... :shock: She's already doing stunts, soon she will perfect getting the tire in just the right run over point... :shock: Time is on her side.... :shock:

:laugh2:
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Gotta ante up baby! :P
 
Mewtilation said:
Not only that now... watch out, Jess now has a baby four-wheeler to run over you with... :shock: She's already doing stunts, soon she will perfect getting the tire in just the right run over point... :shock: Time is on her side.... :shock:

:laugh2:
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Let her bring it!!! I love a good ass beating from Jess! LMAO
 
Mewtilation said:
Not only that now... watch out, Jess now has a baby four-wheeler to run over you with... :shock: She's already doing stunts, soon she will perfect getting the tire in just the right run over point... :shock: Time is on her side.... :shock:

:laugh2:
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Wonder where on the 4 wheeler she put the nut cracker? :hmm:
 
sonocativo said:
Look at the advatar, the nut cracker is mounted over the handle bars....duh !
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Like a joust?? I wonder if she screams "I'm gonna get your nuts bitch!!! ha ha ha ha ha!" as she hits the throttle??? :laugh2:
 
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