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Old 09-16-2004, 03:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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