Armed with a Good "Turn-down" Line

gnarlydorkette · 09-09-2004, 06:47 PM

Women, you know what I am talking about--- those pervented guys that would race up and down aside you as you r driving, waving, honking, or whipping out their penis and mimic some sexual acts... or just those plain guys who just cocked their eyebrow and gave you their pearly teeth and a wink here....

Ever since, I have no defense against those guys who attempt to "court" me as we go 65 mph down on a freeway.... UNTIL TODAY.

I was leaving from my college onto a major freeway... I had my window rolled down and I noticed a truck in a corner of my eye so by automatic, I looked across and there were three middle-aged guys staring at me in their pick-up truck. One pushed his sunglasses down his nose to get a good look of me while another smiled and bounced his eyebrows.
I looked away and thought "ah, fuck..." then a lightbulb went off-- I AM ENGAGED NOW. I HAVE THE RING.
I looked back to the truck who attempted to stay aside me... giving them the finger...
the RING finger...
and pointed to the silver band ring...

Then I sped up...and then they sped up and one guy was giving me an "OKAY" sign (the sign of "nine") while another was holding up his hands and shrugged as if he was to say "Eh, Sorry we didn't know you were taken!"
and zoomed off.

Ahh....
Women-- I have discovered the best defense-- the WEDDING/ENGAGMENT RING!

***VamPyroX*** · 09-10-2004, 02:55 AM

That doesn't stop me...

WildHunt · 09-10-2004, 03:04 AM

and you didn't give them the other finger?

tekkmortal · 09-10-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildHunt

and you didn't give them the other finger?

That will get herself in big trouble!

Roadrunner · 09-10-2004, 04:48 PM

Good thinking there gnarlydorkette and you sure put 'em in their rightful places...sure wishes more ppls.(hey, there are women that do this too, but obviously, there are more guys going a bit overboard with their advances) would be more civilized and courteous....but anyhow, I know your finance' would be very proud of you!!

whodatshroom · 09-10-2004, 05:22 PM

I need to get engaged to keep sickos away from me?

09-10-2004, 05:36 PM

I simply ignore them.

I ve been in too many stupid car chases in the past cos I would flip my finger or make a face but that only seemed to excite them. Now I simply ignore them and they lose interest fast.

09-13-2004, 02:54 PM

LOL! that was a funny story! Im surprised that by flashing your engagement ring works for you!
Ladies...dont ever stop your car for these guys, they can be dangerous too!
Just keep going and if you have to, pull up to police station or something like that if they wont leave you alone....they could be innocent just flirting and all but there are sickos out there so be careful!!.....this world is not safe anymore ya know!

09-09-2004, 06:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
gnarlydorkette is leaving for good. Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,764	Armed with a Good "Turn-down" Line Women, you know what I am talking about--- those pervented guys that would race up and down aside you as you r driving, waving, honking, or whipping out their penis and mimic some sexual acts... or just those plain guys who just cocked their eyebrow and gave you their pearly teeth and a wink here.... Ever since, I have no defense against those guys who attempt to "court" me as we go 65 mph down on a freeway.... UNTIL TODAY. I was leaving from my college onto a major freeway... I had my window rolled down and I noticed a truck in a corner of my eye so by automatic, I looked across and there were three middle-aged guys staring at me in their pick-up truck. One pushed his sunglasses down his nose to get a good look of me while another smiled and bounced his eyebrows. I looked away and thought "ah, fuck..." then a lightbulb went off-- I AM ENGAGED NOW. I HAVE THE RING. I looked back to the truck who attempted to stay aside me... giving them the finger... the RING finger... and pointed to the silver band ring... Then I sped up...and then they sped up and one guy was giving me an "OKAY" sign (the sign of "nine") while another was holding up his hands and shrugged as if he was to say "Eh, Sorry we didn't know you were taken!" and zoomed off. Ahh.... Women-- I have discovered the best defense-- the WEDDING/ENGAGMENT RING!

09-10-2004, 02:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	That doesn't stop me... __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

09-10-2004, 03:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
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09-10-2004, 04:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Roadrunner Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,090	Good thinking there gnarlydorkette and you sure put 'em in their rightful places...sure wishes more ppls.(hey, there are women that do this too, but obviously, there are more guys going a bit overboard with their advances) would be more civilized and courteous....but anyhow, I know your finance' would be very proud of you!!

09-10-2004, 05:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
whodatshroom ~Shroomy~ Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 750	I need to get engaged to keep sickos away from me?

09-10-2004, 05:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gemtun Guest Posts: n/a	I simply ignore them. I ve been in too many stupid car chases in the past cos I would flip my finger or make a face but that only seemed to excite them. Now I simply ignore them and they lose interest fast.

09-13-2004, 02:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mistyrose Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! that was a funny story! Im surprised that by flashing your engagement ring works for you! Ladies...dont ever stop your car for these guys, they can be dangerous too! Just keep going and if you have to, pull up to police station or something like that if they wont leave you alone....they could be innocent just flirting and all but there are sickos out there so be careful!!.....this world is not safe anymore ya know!