My dog is evil

soulchill · 08-11-2012, 12:45 PM

I think this is some sort of sick dog humor. Whenever I go out to mow, a little while after I start the mower, my dog takes a dump in my path. It's not like the mower just started and scared him, or he just came outside with me. He waits ,checks which way I'm going, and gets about 20 feet in front of me.

If he could, I know he would go out in the evenings leaving flaming bags of pooh on people's doorsteps.

caz12 · 08-11-2012, 12:49 PM

you got evil dog.i got people dogs who dump in my front garden peoples cats who dump in back garden..i waiting for little sh1ts(dogs cats)get my hose pipe up there arse

***VamPyroX*** · 08-11-2012, 02:25 PM

Reminds me of this video...

Dog vs. Vuvuzela - Dog Wins - YouTube

caz12 · 08-11-2012, 02:36 PM

i thought it good idea until he took a dump

rockin'robin · 08-12-2012, 04:38 PM

..oh my...the music must have been really bad and sickening.

Angel1989 · 08-12-2012, 04:57 PM

That video is SO, SO, SO funny!!!!!

**Smithtr** · 08-12-2012, 05:09 PM

hahaha

funny!

BornMellow · 08-27-2012, 12:09 AM

lol

caz12 · 08-27-2012, 01:00 PM

music really did scare sh1t out of him

SteveB · 08-28-2012, 09:55 PM

My dog is totally house trained, until she isn't. She waits until I leave the room, takes a dump, then looks at me with dog eyes as if to say "who did that?"

dereksbicycles · 08-28-2012, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulchill

I think this is some sort of sick dog humor. Whenever I go out to mow, a little while after I start the mower, my dog takes a dump in my path. It's not like the mower just started and scared him, or he just came outside with me. He waits ,checks which way I'm going, and gets about 20 feet in front of me.

If he could, I know he would go out in the evenings leaving flaming bags of pooh on people's doorsteps.

Was the lawn mower turbocharged? WOnder what kind of mower it was? Maybe dog is trying to tell you that you need a new mower.

soulchill · 08-29-2012, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dereksbicycles

Was the lawn mower turbocharged? WOnder what kind of mower it was? Maybe dog is trying to tell you that you need a new mower.

Yes, I do need a new mower! Neighbor feels bad for selling me a lemon, so lets me borrow his. Otherwise I'm stuck with the push mower, and sadly, I'm not turbo charged.

soulchill · 09-20-2012, 04:46 PM

Mower is really fixed. I think my dog has been wandering over and running around the neighbors farm while I'm at work. The batteries in his electric fence collar died. He's been home when I get here, but today I came back early and saw him running around the field. He came back a little later like nothing happened. Usually I let the battery go a while because he is so used to staying at the house. At least while he was out, he wasn't able to poop in front of the mower!

08-11-2012, 12:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
soulchill Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Mooresville, NC Posts: 569	My dog is evil I think this is some sort of sick dog humor. Whenever I go out to mow, a little while after I start the mower, my dog takes a dump in my path. It's not like the mower just started and scared him, or he just came outside with me. He waits ,checks which way I'm going, and gets about 20 feet in front of me. If he could, I know he would go out in the evenings leaving flaming bags of pooh on people's doorsteps.

08-12-2012, 05:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Smithtr Siberian Husky Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 14,645	hahaha funny! __________________

08-28-2012, 09:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
SteveB Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Washington DC Posts: 92	My dog is totally house trained, until she isn't. She waits until I leave the room, takes a dump, then looks at me with dog eyes as if to say "who did that?" __________________ "Sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching! And live like its heaven on earth." Mark Twain

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caz12 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,814	you got evil dog.i got people dogs who dump in my front garden peoples cats who dump in back garden..i waiting for little sh1ts(dogs cats)get my hose pipe up there arse

08-11-2012, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
caz12 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,814	i thought it good idea until he took a dump

08-12-2012, 04:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,274	..oh my...the music must have been really bad and sickening.

08-12-2012, 04:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Angel1989 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: California Posts: 1,930 Blog Entries: 1	That video is SO, SO, SO funny!!!!!

08-27-2012, 12:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
BornMellow Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 85	lol

08-27-2012, 01:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
caz12 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,814	music really did scare sh1t out of him

09-20-2012, 04:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
soulchill Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Mooresville, NC Posts: 569	Mower is really fixed. I think my dog has been wandering over and running around the neighbors farm while I'm at work. The batteries in his electric fence collar died. He's been home when I get here, but today I came back early and saw him running around the field. He came back a little later like nothing happened. Usually I let the battery go a while because he is so used to staying at the house. At least while he was out, he wasn't able to poop in front of the mower!