two black eyes.

rockin'robin · 07-31-2012, 05:51 PM

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."

Jess · 07-31-2012, 07:21 PM

Robin, you crack me up sometimes! Unfortunstely, I know all to often "2 meaning" tactics guys use to cop a feel, that definitely invites a swift balls to the foot-wall from me!

**Smithtr** · 07-31-2012, 07:33 PM

SimonJ · 07-31-2012, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

, I know all to often "2 meaning" tactics guys use to cop a feel, that definitely invites a swift balls to the foot-wall from me!

I have no idea what that means, can a native translate please?

rockin'robin · 08-01-2012, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonJ

I have no idea what that means, can a native translate please?

Well....a good kick to the balls should suffix.. I believe!

caz12 · 08-01-2012, 01:32 PM

the oldie are the best

07-31-2012, 05:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,302	two black eyes. A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked. "Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in." caz12 likes this.

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Jess Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 683 Blog Entries: 1	Robin, you crack me up sometimes! Unfortunstely, I know all to often "2 meaning" tactics guys use to cop a feel, that definitely invites a swift balls to the foot-wall from me! __________________ Official AD Nutcracker

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caz12 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,838	the oldie are the best