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Old 08-07-2004, 08:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bin Laden & Bush

_ . _ Amazing Similarities _ . _

Between George W. Bush, the man God chose to be President of the United States and Osama Bin Laden, the man God chose to defeat the Great Satan.
  • both like to blow things up
  • both won't touch alcohol ever since they 'got religion'
  • both believe creationism should be taught in schools
  • both know God is on their side
  • both are confident, decisive and never admit making a mistake
  • both oppose gun control
  • both spend their spare time hanging around in the desert
  • both were born into powerful families
  • both want each other dead
  • both are rich
  • both oppose embryonic stem cell research
  • both oppose gay marriage
  • both do lots of business with their friends in saudi arabia
  • both mispronounce the word 'nuclear'
  • saddam Hussein didn't like both of them
  • neither reads the newspaper
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Old 08-07-2004, 09:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The list missed out one more...

Both have same first letter in their last name.
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Old 08-07-2004, 07:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 08-08-2004, 03:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2004, 11:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hehehe, good one! I doubt both men in question will be none too pleased when they find out who they are being compared to!
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Old 08-11-2004, 11:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't know if I believe this or not, but I was told that Bush and Osama were friends.. I kinda don't believe it, but I was ALSO told that Bush's father and Osama's Father were BEST friends....
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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_ . _ Amazing Similarities _ . _

Between George W. Bush, the man God chose to be President of the United States and Osama Bin Laden, the man God chose to defeat the Great Satan.
  • both like to blow things up
  • both won't touch alcohol ever since they 'got religion'
  • both believe creationism should be taught in schools
  • both know God is on their side
  • both are confident, decisive and never admit making a mistake
  • both oppose gun control
  • both spend their spare time hanging around in the desert
  • both were born into powerful families
  • both want each other dead
  • both are rich
  • both oppose embryonic stem cell research
  • both oppose gay marriage
  • both do lots of business with their friends in saudi arabia
  • both mispronounce the word 'nuclear'
  • saddam Hussein didn't like both of them
  • neither reads the newspaper
Then therefore George and Osama is merged into George Osama Bin Bush
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Old 08-12-2004, 01:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Then therefore George and Osama is merged into George Osama Bin Bush
Now, that's scary!
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't know if I believe this or not, but I was told that Bush and Osama were friends.. I kinda don't believe it, but I was ALSO told that Bush's father and Osama's Father were BEST friends....
whaaaat? thats crazy!
them friends? no way jose!!
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Old 08-12-2004, 10:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't know if I believe this or not, but I was told that Bush and Osama were friends.. I kinda don't believe it, but I was ALSO told that Bush's father and Osama's Father were BEST friends....
I'm not sure if that's true. However, I do know that TIME magazine did choose Osama Bin Laden as "Man of the Year" for their annual "Man of the Year" magazines. However, they wanted to avoid the controversy due to Bin Laden's actions... so they picked Rudy Giuliani instead.
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Wow, interesting facts, or are they??
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Old 09-20-2004, 01:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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In the past, George Bush, SR and Osama's father knew each others and had some business together in oil business
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