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Unread 06-16-2012, 10:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Economy......

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".

Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!
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Unread 06-17-2012, 09:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The economy is so bad Paris Hilton had change her name to Paris Redroof Inn.
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Unread 06-18-2012, 12:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The economy is so bad the Monopoly game foreclosed.
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