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05-30-2012, 06:58 AM
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Enjoy the quiet life
 
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 ROTFLMAO Thank you Robin once again you have brightened my morning, now I can drag myself to work with a smile. "Guide to the Pacific"
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  I always enjoy a quiet evening at home. Work is really getting in the way of being here to play. 
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05-30-2012, 10:53 AM
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 That's so funny! Except... Some Amish DO have phones. Some of them have cell phones or telephones, for business purposes. And they sometimes use payphones, too. At least, the Amish that I grew up with did. (And I grew up in Lancaster, PA. All of my neighbors were Amish.) 
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05-31-2012, 03:00 PM
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How about. "What I Know about Psychology" By.... Oh never mind
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06-01-2012, 09:49 PM
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My Photos From The Kent State Massacre by ......
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Thx for the advice.
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I saw a Lucy in Giants gear for sale ate the stadium yesterday. I laughed.
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.... But I did stick it with a pin....ya know....just in case.
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