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Unread 05-19-2012, 08:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You don't truly know someone until,

You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
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Unread 05-19-2012, 09:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
Haha, true that!
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Which brings up another question for the ladies:

Which personality would you be attracted to: 1) The guy that goes ballistic and tries to murder the vending machine, 2) The guy that takes 2-3 hours to contact the machine's owner and will not settle until he gets his money back, or 3) The guy that gives up easily and moves on?


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I've even kicked and slapped/lightly punched the machine...and sort of cussed it out...thinking it was a "rip off"....and warned others not to use that @*&#@!! machine!
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Which brings up another question for the ladies:

Which personality would you be attracted to: 1) The guy that goes ballistic and tries to murder the vending machine, 2) The guy that takes 2-3 hours to contact the machine's owner and will not settle until he gets his money back, or 3) The guy that gives up easily and moves on?


The guy who gives up easily and moves on. Murdering the vending machine in public... not a cool idea. Funny to watch, unless it's your guy. And he might break the machine, then you have to pay for it... And the guy who takes 2-3 hours to contact the owner of the machine and get his money back sounds like a too serious guy for me. Cool, laid back and easy-going is the kind of guy I like
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Unread 05-20-2012, 02:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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The guy who gives up easily and moves on. Murdering the vending machine in public... not a cool idea. Funny to watch, unless it's your guy. And he might break the machine, then you have to pay for it... And the guy who takes 2-3 hours to contact the owner of the machine and get his money back sounds like a too serious guy for me. Cool, laid back and easy-going is the kind of guy I like
You would have liked me when I was young...

Interesting, as some women like a strong man, a fighter, but there is a line to be drawn somewhere....
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That should be a perfect test for every first date.

If you want to know what the other person is like, take them somewhere that has a vending machine (that has a history of getting things stuck) and let him/her buy something.

Stand back and observe.
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I remember one guy who kicked and punched a machine, even tilting it...back and forth.....and it fell on him and crushed him to death....
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The guy who whips out more change so I can have my peanut butter cups!!!! Screw his chips!!!
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