|05-16-2012, 02:01 PM||#1 (permalink)|
New SDIT Deacon
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Land of the backstroke
retirees idle thoughts of wondering minds
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to
I had amnesia once---or twice---I think.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows
up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his pants off.
Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Taking life one day at a time.